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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    The crowd was cringe worthy
    inb4lists
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,657 moneytalker
    This place is dead as shit. The least you could do is elaborate a bit more there Will.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    edited September 2015
    So i know unemployment benefits are different by state, by i have a question for any one has any knowledge of unemployment benifits. 

    My boss just asked me to do some research on how long you have to work somewhere to receive unemployment benefits. Now i know it usually has to do with the amount of money you make over a period of time. But i looked up how you qualify in Michigan and am a little confused. Any one know exactly what this means

    "with wage record, a person must receive at least one and a half times the high quarter wages in four quarters to qualify. The Alternate Earnings Qualifier (total base period wages of at least $17,868.00, when an individual's total base period wages do not equal or exceed 1 ½ times the high quarter wages ) continues as an alternate means of qualifying, but wages must have been paid in at least two quarters.

    If you file a new claim for benefits and your last benefit year expired within the last six calendar quarters, you must additionally satisfy the following earnings requirement"

    @Satan@WakeOfAshes
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    from my understanding you have to collect pay from 2 quarters of the last calendar year, and it has to add up to a certain amount. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    edited September 2015
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    idk the answer to that unemployment question. I'd just google the unemployment office and give them a call. Those people know how to explain the legal mumbo-jumbo in simple terms... So you can just say "I have a question. How long do you have to be working at a job location in order to receive unemployment in the event of being laid off from that job?" They will tell you in human speak.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So I was thinking about what B-list celiberty I'd want to hook up with... as strange as this sounds, I think near the top of the list would be Lily from the At&t commercials. idk why.


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    Thanks anyways. This better explained it for me. 


    "
    There are also financial requirements you must meet for Michigan unemployment benefits. The UIA will look at your wages during you base period (the first 4 of the last 5 calendar quarters from when you file your claim). You must have wages in at least 2 quarters of your base period, and earn at least $2,871 in at least one of those quarters. The total wages for all four quarters must be 1.5x your highest earning quarter from your base period."
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,949 spicy boy
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    id hate fuck the chick from the free credit report commercials
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,949 spicy boy
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    edited September 2015
    wait im thinking the progressive girl


  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,949 spicy boy
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lily > Flo no doubt. Im not even saying Lily is hot...
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,952 spicy boy
    i said hate fuck her.

    she kind of annoys me
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    you make a good point... I really only labeled her in with B list status because I didnt know what else to call her. commercial chicks works
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Speaking of commercial chicks... I'd give almost anything to get with the Fiat commercial chick


  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm pretty sure you generally know the names of b list celebrities. People like Pauly Shore.
    Did you guys ever watch the man show? I remember this one episode where they sent an 8 year old kid to an awards show red carpet and he was trying to interview people... ANd Pauly Shore walks by and he says

    "WOW! Pauly Shore!!! Im a huge fan!!"
    "Thanks kid"
    "Hey Pauly.... What happened?"
    "Huh?"
    "Your career! what happened?"
    "just taking a break kid"
    "10 years?!?! you're taking a 10 year break"

    = ))  that was so funny.
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