So i know unemployment benefits are different by state, by i have a question for any one has any knowledge of unemployment benifits.
My boss just asked me to do some research on how long you have to work somewhere to receive unemployment benefits. Now i know it usually has to do with the amount of money you make over a period of time. But i looked up how you qualify in Michigan and am a little confused. Any one know exactly what this means
"with wage record, a person must receive at least one and a half times the high quarter wages in four quarters to qualify. The Alternate Earnings Qualifier (total base period wages of at least $17,868.00, when an individual's total base period wages do not equal or exceed 1 ½ times the high quarter wages ) continues as an alternate means of qualifying, but wages must have been paid in at least two quarters.
If you file a new claim for benefits and your last benefit year expired within the last six calendar quarters, you must additionally satisfy the following earnings requirement" @Satan@WakeOfAshes
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idk the answer to that unemployment question. I'd just google the unemployment office and give them a call. Those people know how to explain the legal mumbo-jumbo in simple terms... So you can just say "I have a question. How long do you have to be working at a job location in order to receive unemployment in the event of being laid off from that job?" They will tell you in human speak.
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So I was thinking about what B-list celiberty I'd want to hook up with... as strange as this sounds, I think near the top of the list would be Lily from the At&t commercials. idk why.
"There are also financial requirements you must meet for Michigan unemployment benefits. The UIA will look at your wages during you base period (the first 4 of the last 5 calendar quarters from when you file your claim). You must have wages in at least 2 quarters of your base period, and earn at least $2,871 in at least one of those quarters. The total wages for all four quarters must be 1.5x your highest earning quarter from your base period."
I'm pretty sure you generally know the names of b list celebrities. People like Pauly Shore. Yeah he's in some movies but he's not someone who's name you have to hear even when you pay zero attention to what's going on. Like I know every last detail about Kylie and Tyga and I don't event want to know anything about them.
Point is some chick on a commercial isn't a celebrity Unless you been grinding for your years like Flo.
But in the world of commercial chicks. As long as I don't have to hear her talk so goddamn enthusiastically, Wendy's girl can get it. Not a 10 in the face or anything but the red hair and complexion combo
I'm pretty sure you generally know the names of b list celebrities. People like Pauly Shore.
Did you guys ever watch the man show? I remember this one episode where they sent an 8 year old kid to an awards show red carpet and he was trying to interview people... ANd Pauly Shore walks by and he says
"WOW! Pauly Shore!!! Im a huge fan!!" "Thanks kid" "Hey Pauly.... What happened?" "Huh?" "Your career! what happened?" "just taking a break kid" "10 years?!?! you're taking a 10 year break"
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My boss just asked me to do some research on how long you have to work somewhere to receive unemployment benefits. Now i know it usually has to do with the amount of money you make over a period of time. But i looked up how you qualify in Michigan and am a little confused. Any one know exactly what this means
"with wage record, a person must receive at least one and a half times the high quarter wages in four quarters to qualify. The Alternate Earnings Qualifier (total base period wages of at least $17,868.00, when an individual's total base period wages do not equal or exceed 1 ½ times the high quarter wages ) continues as an alternate means of qualifying, but wages must have been paid in at least two quarters.
If you file a new claim for benefits and your last benefit year expired within the last six calendar quarters, you must additionally satisfy the following earnings requirement"
@Satan@WakeOfAshes
Ky
"There are also financial requirements you must meet for Michigan unemployment benefits. The UIA will look at your wages during you base period (the first 4 of the last 5 calendar quarters from when you file your claim). You must have wages in at least 2 quarters of your base period, and earn at least $2,871 in at least one of those quarters. The total wages for all four quarters must be 1.5x your highest earning quarter from your base period."
she kind of annoys me
Point is some chick on a commercial isn't a celebrity Unless you been grinding for your years like Flo.
But in the world of commercial chicks. As long as I don't have to hear her talk so goddamn enthusiastically, Wendy's girl can get it. Not a 10 in the face or anything but the red hair and complexion combo
"WOW! Pauly Shore!!! Im a huge fan!!"
"Thanks kid"
"Hey Pauly.... What happened?"
"Huh?"
"Your career! what happened?"
"just taking a break kid"
"10 years?!?! you're taking a 10 year break"
= )) that was so funny.