I nearly got lock-jaw and a cramp in my tongue when I went down on a chick once i coulda had a three course meal in the time I we down there and canapés and dessert
I got lockjaw when I saw Baroness from getting too into it. It was mildly distracting.
That being said I still haven't gotten a blowjob that didn't have to get nearly damn violent in order to finish. Idk if the girls I've been with just don't know what they're doing or if I'm just desensitized as fuck.
I got bitches asking me for the code for the wifi so they can talk about they timeline, and show me pictures of they friends just to tell me they ain't really friends.
That being said I still haven't gotten a blowjob that didn't have to get nearly damn violent in order to finish. Idk if the girls I've been with just don't know what they're doing or if I'm just desensitized as fuck.
This picture is fucking gold. Hopefully it was in his obituary.
@jlredfaggot you better be right about sabbaths last show not being ozzfest in japan. I need to get my passport just incase they play a show that I NEED to go to.
At the dentist for the first time in 12+ year. Fuck pretty nervous.
I went to the dentist for the first time in like 6 years last august. The dentist said "You really havent been to the dentist in 6 years? You're teeth are crazy clean for that". I just said "Yeah, I dont smoke, and actually brush my teeth 3 tames daily, and floss daily. I dont just lie that I do that "
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