>Be Me >Dethalbum III comes out in two days >I have no job and no money >I really really wanted to pick the album up on release day >Realize I want the deluxe version which is going to be at least $15-18 >Hanging out with friends >Voice my concern out loud >Jokingly, my buddy goes "I'll give you five bucks if you drink my piss." >$5 ain't bad, its one step close to getting the album >"I'll do it" >Everyone laughs >Everyone realized I'm dead serious >Friend pees in a Rockstar Relax can >Close my eyes, deep breath and prepare myself for a swig >No one thinks I will do it >Can goes up, and I drain about half in one giant, nasty, salty gulp >Double over coughing about to throw up > My buddy goes "WTF you actually did it. I can't just pay you five bucks for that >Gives me $20 >Buy Dethalbum III deluxe edition on release day >Listen to it: Slays! \m/ Worth it >That was almost 3 years ago and I still can't drink Rockstar Relax
Jesus christ man. I can't name a price high enough that would have me doing that... For sure higher than 5 bucks ) Even at a grand im nah
The closest I'd get to drinking piss for a grand is drinking a can of Bud Light. I wouldn't enjoy it, but for a grand I think I could suffer though it. It's gotta be bud light ice though
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Name should be Long Vowels in Whiny Tones.