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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,928 spicy boy

February 2015

Xenocide said:

she's not a gf, never has been cuz she doesn't want to commit. but wants me to.

McFuck attempt

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February 2015

MetalCrusades said:

Xenocide said:

she's not a gf, never has been cuz she doesn't want to commit. but wants me to.

McFuck attempt

Beware the McFuck attempt

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,928 spicy boy

February 2015

Erik got a job. Explains why be stopped coming on here.

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February 2015

The next time she does or says anything that remotely feels like she's leading you on, just turn to her and yell "You will not McFuck me!" and then run in the opposite direction.

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February 2015

MetalCrusades said:

Erik got a job. Explains why be stopped coming on here.

Taco Bell must be pretty lenient these days.

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FLAT Posts: 60,765 spicy boy

February 2015

Damn you guys obsessed.

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February 2015

Holy fuck )

http://www.wlox.com/story/28133270/afroman-punches-woman-during-performance-at-a-biloxi-nightclub

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2015

The_McFuck said:

Xenocide said:

tinder chick I'm texting just dropped that she lost her parents cuz her dad pulled a murder-suicide

holy shit

At least you don't have to ask his permission to marry her now.

Damn Facefuck actually said something hilarious. I've officially seen everything :-?

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

February 2015

50 shades of gay was actually better than anticipated

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

February 2015

Got a 128gb sd card for my phone. Fucking love it, for once I have a lot of open space

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2015

Xenocide said:

tinder chick I'm texting just dropped that she lost her parents cuz her dad pulled a murder-suicide

holy shit

ive got some outrageously distasteful role play ideas to run by you...

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

February 2015

Back in high school this girl asked my friend if he'd be down to brother/sister role play haha she was a virgin at the time and he noped out

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February 2015

Chuckless said:

Back in high school this girl asked my friend if he'd be down to brother/sister role play

what in the fuck

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February 2015

Did you roleplay as the conductor at the train station?

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February 2015

Did you roleplay as the black slave getting whipped by my dick every night?

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February 2015

You obviously catch by the amount dick riding you do here.

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February 2015

Kenny_fucking_powers said:

All these fucking 19 and 20 year olds getting knocked up. Have fun.

No offense Devin. You my boy.

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

February 2015

Goddamn does this douche annoy me

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2015

Crowdfunding is fucking gay

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