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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

February 2015

how many likes does your band have, mc?

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2015

Necrothulhu said:

So a year ago you'd get a handful in one day, now you get 51. Wow..such progress!

I'm sorry. A year later and you still sittin on your fucking ass gettin nowhere in life. Forgot how much better you are. Die, worthless fucking broad.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,922 spicy boy

February 2015

210

We barely do shit, and hardly publicize though. Plus we suck lol.

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

February 2015

Uirate?

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy

February 2015

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2015

EpisodeElevator said:

Yea 51. In 1 day. Say what you want but a year ago I got a handful in a day.

Inb4 50 ain't 50K.

Damn at this rate you'll have like 400 fans in 10 years \m/

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2015

Keep riding. Bitterness just makes you look pathetic.

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FLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy

February 2015

And here we see a classic dbct unfolding.

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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

February 2015

if only rex could do this for his dad..

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2015

EpisodeElevator said:

Keep riding. Bitterness just makes you look pathetic.

What is there to be bitter about? You're not shit.

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

February 2015

Iowa_fat_dabz said:

slap said:

i hate metal sometimes

Coming from a guy who would probably nut over it in the first minute.

ky modern tech death shit is awful and that's gotta modern scifi shred/tech death written all over it

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

February 2015

slap said:

Iowa_fat_dabz said:

slap said:

i hate metal sometimes

Coming from a guy who would probably nut over it in the first minute.

ky modern tech death shit is awful and that's gotta modern scifi shred/tech death written all over it

It's like Rings Of Saturn on steroids after doing acid.

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FLAT Posts: 60,764 spicy boy

February 2015

Some black dude called the cops, on Cops, because someone stole his pot plants. )

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2015

I saw the one where some mexican woman called for the same reason but dont think ive seen that one

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy

February 2015

when the cop walks into the bathroom to a guy doing a line of the urinal )

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy

February 2015

Acquiring a bookie may not have been the best idea )

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NOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod

February 2015

The ladies love us when we pour shots. They needed an excuse to suck our cocks

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,922 spicy boy

February 2015

Since when you a farmer?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,922 spicy boy

February 2015

Friend goes up to girl: hey your real pretty. Can I have your number?

Girl: im engaged

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2015

shes lying

I love winning with women
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