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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    cop got his head blown off up in flag
    I love winning with women
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    apparently thats national news worthy now
    I love winning with women
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 




    Wait, wait, wait
    this friend is a chick?
    as in a female???
    what exactly were you doing at her house till 4:30am young man!?
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Gnomez said:
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 




    Wait, wait, wait
    this friend is a chick?
    as in a female???
    what exactly were you doing at her house till 4:30am young man!?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk6kfdftE50

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Worst news in a while


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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Also it looks like Brit is living a fun adventure filled life outside the forum lol
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    ToddLite said:
    Mc was up all night having sex :-? 
    Nah

    Gnomez said:
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 




    Wait, wait, wait
    this friend is a chick?
    as in a female???
    what exactly were you doing at her house till 4:30am young man!?
    Same girl Ive been talking about. Ive been staying later and later everytime Im over there. Everyone else leaves at like 12, and then Im there late. Just talking and hanging out and whatever. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    She wants the D
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    Doubt it
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,669 spicy boy
    At least get a handjob 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    I cant get anything if shes not on board, yo. She doesnt even wanna go on a date, why'd she wanna do anything sexual? On that bestie game atm. 
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,283 mod
    i still think mc is the biggest troll on this forum. No one on here has met him irl. 


  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    ToddLite said:
    i still think mc is the biggest troll on this forum. No one on here has met him irl. 
    Jag, Brian, Razor, Travis, and CF have. 
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    ToddLite said:
    Mc was up all night having sex :-? 
    Nah

    Gnomez said:
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 




    Wait, wait, wait
    this friend is a chick?
    as in a female???
    what exactly were you doing at her house till 4:30am young man!?
    Same girl Ive been talking about. Ive been staying later and later everytime Im over there. Everyone else leaves at like 12, and then Im there late. Just talking and hanging out and whatever. 


    Just hanging out for 4 hours?
    from midnight to 4am
    Just the two of you
    with no subtle hints or suggestions of intimacy  from her
    are you painting each other's nails or tying each other hair into braids or something?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,714 spicy boy
    Gnomez said:
    ToddLite said:
    Mc was up all night having sex :-? 
    Nah

    Gnomez said:
    Friend texts me: "what are you doing tonight?"
    Me: "No plans as of now"
    Friend: "cool"

    10 minutes pass

    Did you wanna do something? :-|
    Forgot to update. Like an hour later got a text "do you wanna meet at the mall". 

    "Sure"

    Showed up, had 30 minutes till closing. Met with friends. Waiting for like 20 mins for one friend to buy a fucking sweatshirt. 

    Mall closed. Waste of time. 

    "What do we wanna do now?"
    "Go to a stripmall/entertainment area nearby"
    "Sure"

    Walk 5 minutes.
    "Alright, lets just go to my house"
    Me :-|

    Went to friends house. 
    Didnt leave her house until like 4:30 in the morning. 
    Didnt get to sleep until 7.
    Had to get up at 9. 

    Just going back to sleep now. 




    Wait, wait, wait
    this friend is a chick?
    as in a female???
    what exactly were you doing at her house till 4:30am young man!?
    Same girl Ive been talking about. Ive been staying later and later everytime Im over there. Everyone else leaves at like 12, and then Im there late. Just talking and hanging out and whatever. 


    Just hanging out for 4 hours?
    from midnight to 4am
    Just the two of you
    with no subtle hints or suggestions of intimacy  from her
    are you painting each other's nails or tying each other hair into braids or something?
    The other night, we were just listening to music, showing eachother videos, and talking. 

    Last weekend, was there late alone too. We played I Am Bread, and Octodad. 
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