Today I found out my girlfriend Nicole is cheating on me. How I found out was a little weird. I found a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink. The thing is, she doesn't eat f***ing gluten.
I got suspicious and broke into her Facebook account while she was at the Taylor Swift concert, and discovered that she's cheated on me with 6 different guys! Please make a video that I can send to her as my way of breaking up with her.
Ever hear the expression Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
You're the fucking cow.
:-? I dont see it. Its not her fault I caught feelings for her. Honestly thinking about it, I think she may actually have some feelings towards me. Maybe not. I may do as Dime suggested and try again in the future. Idk.
Regardless, Im not going to stop hanging out with her. She's one of my best friends. Not talking to her at all would suck more.
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Despite the childish rendition of the question, no.
"Dear Mac,
Today I found out my girlfriend Nicole is cheating on me. How I found out was a little weird. I found a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink. The thing is, she doesn't eat f***ing gluten.
I got suspicious and broke into her Facebook account while she was at the Taylor Swift concert, and discovered that she's cheated on me with 6 different guys! Please make a video that I can send to her as my way of breaking up with her.
Darryl from Ohio
p.s. SHE HAS NO IDEA I KNOW."
I dont see it. Its not her fault I caught feelings for her. Honestly thinking about it, I think she may actually have some feelings towards me. Maybe not. I may do as Dime suggested and try again in the future. Idk.
Regardless, Im not going to stop hanging out with her. She's one of my best friends. Not talking to her at all would suck more.
> see its from face fuck
> click it anyway
> not worth it
> its never worth it
This must be our final year on earth.
FUUUCKKKK