WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I get these phone calls every few days where they are trying to sell me an extended warranty on my cars. It's funny because they have a lot of information on me which I have no idea how they were able to get a hold of. Every single time I go along with all their shit and get some high pressure sales man on the phone is trying his hardest to get me to just make a simple 200 dollar payment with my checking account right then and there. And the entire time I am trying to get as much information on these assholes as I can. Anyways at some point in time of going back and forth about how much to pay and when I will pay it and how excited I am for the service... He asks me what is holding me back to which I respond "I will tell you the truth but you have to promise to hear me out" (they agree to that) "It's important that you hear everything I am about to say because it is extremely important for you personally... Promise?" (they agree) "My name is actually Detective Jennings with the Federal Burou of Investigation, and I have been keeping you on the line to complete our line trace. Your location has been determined and authorities were dispatched to your location. In the next 5 minutes your location will be raided... When this happens keep your hands high in the air..."
That is usually about the time that they hang up. Imagine they are freaking out on the other line. I bet it's very funny.
I used to get those calls too saying I had overdue pay day loans .. Same jazz.. They said that if I didn't do anything by Tomm they'd have the cops waiting to arrest me at my front door I said good luck but I gotta admit they got me irate lol
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
The first time I received a call like that, I totally bought it... and thought it was a good deal for the insurance. But I wasn't going to give the guy money without talking with my wife about it first. And he got so pushy saying the deal was only good for this call, because what if it breaks down after I get off the phone.... I'd be screwed. And I was like "Nigga! How do you know it's not broken down now!?" And he then said something like "I hope you die in a car malfunction" and then hung up on me. It's then and there that I realized I was almost scammed, because no normal company would act like that. They are convincing... gotta watch out
Like he literally got mad cause me and Todd were goofing on one of his selfies...then he deletes Todd and me, all this after he's used countless pics of other people to goof on...and he calls Todd the bitch ) ) )
>Erik gets Wake banned for threatening to talk to his mom >Todd gets mad cuz George actually messaged his mom and lashes out >Todd gets banned >Erik says Todd is a bitch that can't take a joke >MU
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That is usually about the time that they hang up. Imagine they are freaking out on the other line. I bet it's very funny.
Bitchmade
>Todd gets mad cuz George actually messaged his mom and lashes out
>Todd gets banned
>Erik says Todd is a bitch that can't take a joke
>MU
Speak for yourself... I know his mom well :> Although not as well as I know your mom though...
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