My friend has some slight pain fetishes. He's never had a sex... he's never even had a girlfriend. So he hasn't had that kind of experience. But part of him kinda likes pain. Especially when its nipple related.
Girl told me that she wanted me to choke the shit out of her during sex and I didn't know if she was setting me up to become the next OJ or nah. I still choked the shit out of her.
Some chick "Katie Salmon" friended me on Facebook. She spoke in broken english. Messaged me "Dota 2 player?" I'm like "yea" She goes on about how she's the manager at Dota 2 Lounge and I won $120 and a Dragonhook in game item. I'm like "sweet" "Do you want it?" "Yea, what do I have to do?" "post Steam ID URL" ok "make it public" ok
Me: "now what?"
"Bad ,my Database website got a problem
i cant Really couldn't find the account information of players ,
we need only the email of lucky player
Only Email ,
Because we need to process it into my Database website ,"
I give my spam email, because obs this is sketchy as fuck.
"ok, now answer "what is the name of your first pet?"
) I'm like, you shitting me. So i say Elppin. She's like "thats not right sir. please right answer sir" I said no tahts it.
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I have slapped around before. He laughs hysterically when I do.
Oh hell no.
I'm like "yea"
She goes on about how she's the manager at Dota 2 Lounge and I won $120 and a Dragonhook in game item.
I'm like "sweet"
"Do you want it?"
"Yea, what do I have to do?"
"post Steam ID URL"
ok
"make it public"
ok
Me: "now what?"
"Bad ,my Database website got a problem
I give my spam email, because obs this is sketchy as fuck.
"ok, now answer "what is the name of your first pet?"
I'm like, you shitting me. So i say Elppin. She's like "thats not right sir. please right answer sir"
I said no tahts it.
then:
Can I access this?"
Was I born yesterday?
IS
FUCKING
BAIT
BUT DO IT ANYWAY FAGGOT