Lmao this nigga talking about staying focused in college when all he gives a fuck about is where and when he can get his next buzz every single day at work, including business trips.
At Le Sea Island standing behind this black old guy and his gf.
Gf- *getting water from the machine* Black guy- *getting impatient and walking around in a circle mumbling* Gf- * finally gets water and steps out of the way.* Black guy- *getting water and mumbling something* Gf- "hey baby where you wanna sit?" Black guy- "sit anywhere you fat bitch I'm fucking hungry" Me- water all over my shirt from busting out laughing.
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Started off awkward and the actors were giggling too much to focus on delivery
Hader/Leggero/Samberg were all brilliant though. Leggero won the night
It was a nice change of pace to have a "fun" roast amongst friends but I missed the ultra mean jokes
Andy Samberg though
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Annihilate yourself.
It doesn't help she thinks her tastes are the most "brutal" of all
Well now my step dad does.
Gf- *getting water from the machine*
Black guy- *getting impatient and walking around in a circle mumbling*
Gf- * finally gets water and steps out of the way.*
Black guy- *getting water and mumbling something*
Gf- "hey baby where you wanna sit?"
Black guy- "sit anywhere you fat bitch I'm fucking hungry"
Me- water all over my shirt from busting out laughing.