>Friends 3 year relationship ends >Drunken misery >Ready to fuck bitches, fuck relationships and emotions >"Talking to four bitches" >Hangs out with one >"I really like this girl though" > :bz
Holy shit simp city. So it's my monthly cheat day and I'm at Old Country Buffet, and this waiter came up to me asking if I'm Russian or know how to speak it, I'm guessing solely due to the fact that I was some of the only white bread in the restaurant. Anyways, asks me if I know how to say I love you. So I Googled it for him, couldn't pronounce it, so I found a YouTube video of a bitch teaching it, so he's like "Can I bring this over to that table real quick?". Figured why not. He brings it back and explains there's a Russian bitch that comes in all the time that he likes and is "absolutely GORGEOUS", and that he used the video to say I love you to her in Russian. :-| Claimed she said it back in English, but I was too far away to hear her reaction.
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>Drunken misery
>Ready to fuck bitches, fuck relationships and emotions
>"Talking to four bitches"
>Hangs out with one
>"I really like this girl though"
> :bz
Pallbearer favorited this tweet. I didn't think they'd be a twitter using kind of band.
Smh. #-O
There's still an Old Country Buffet??????????
Breakfast was pretty fabulous doe, in a greasy way