Show me where I talked about my "oh so amazing physique" in my OG post.
I literally said, and ONLY said, I was being eyefucked by a female worker, I checked my bag, and there was extra food in there that I didn't order. Never once said anything about my body.
Said, implied, either way 0. You still blow a nut over the tiniest little shit after all this time. It all troll food to me. I'm sure the Hookers at the counter was so enamoured with all of your rugged good looks to the point where she slipped you a few extra burgers hoping you would grace her with the d. That had to be it. Everybody in fast food knows the burgers for d policy. It's not like she could have just fucked up an order, that never happens ion fast food. And it couldn't have been extras or fuck ups that were just sitting there so she threw them in to avoid having to trash it. Her vag prolly just got so hot and juicy that it started popping out cheese burgers after feasting her eyes upon you.
Considering she specifically was the one that handled my order and I literally kept catching her staring at me, Im'ma go wit what I said. Not like this shit constantly happens, it was literally the first time. Just found it funny. But whatever, keep talking shit.
Clerk at a gas station rang my shit up, and the total was $6.04. I gave her a 10 spot. This thirsty bitch working the counter looked me over head to toe, and then she reached right over into the leave a penny take a penny rack and spotted me the $.04
Walked into Walmart, the door greeter said hello. Unfortunately, due to concerns of osteoperosis and the amount or stairs needed to access it, she was not able to hop on my dick
Until we made her a power swing from shit from hardware and the toy isle.
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I literally said, and ONLY said, I was being eyefucked by a female worker, I checked my bag, and there was extra food in there that I didn't order. Never once said anything about my body.
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Flagging my posts, it hurts so much.
Hoes on my dick <:-P
Lawn care guy on my dick. <:-P
Chickens on my dick <:-P
Baggies on my dick. <:-P
Grease monkeys on my dick. <:-P
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Matches on my dick. <:-P
Yup, warranty on my dick. <:-P
@Katia
BOGO please be seated. On my dick. <:-P
Until we made her a power swing from shit from hardware and the toy isle.
Door greeters slowly but safely on my dick. <:-P
I now have valves on my dick. Cock Valve Party! <:-P