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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    edited August 2013
    Episode said:

    Like I give a fuck about your functional strength and MMA. Point is, you talk shit about me being supposedly lanky and scrawny when I'm the swolest motherfucker on here. Not talking "Looks swole 'cause of fat" like Ape, but actual muscle size and mass. Nobody said shit about functional strength 'til you yet again decided to change the subject like usual.

    U seem irate. Me, Ape, UP, Gnomes and Chicken Fucker all have more mass than you dog. There is probably more too. You might be bigger than Brad, but your frame isn't anywhere near as filled out. Congrats on all your hard work and progress but your ego and reality exist in two totally different dimensions.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Erik and I - every fitness conversation ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ge70c89330

    =)) =))
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    UP AND FUCKING BRAD? LMFAO. Gnomez is tiny too. Brad's filled out? No shoulders, no chest, barely any arms, but ur so rite. =))

    Not even gonna continue. =)) The burnout who does nothing but smoke weed and roll around on quads and boats is more swole than me AHAHAHA.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    CF is swole as fuck, but I completely forgot about him, he been ghost forever now, so he don't even count, I hold the throne now. Like I said, Ape's bigger than me, but it's 'cause of fat. Swole 'cause of fat doesn't count, I already stated that.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy
    Episode said:



    does nothing but smoke weed.

    \m/
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    ...so I'm in Canada
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Are you the strongest person here? Hardly.
    Can you lift the most? No.
    Is your body filled out as proportionately as Brad? No.
    Would you be the last man standing? Still no.
    Does your body perform the best? Nope.jpeg

    You lost me. What exactly does your version of swole count for again?
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Also, did you get drunk and have Canadian and probably I'm thinking Russian beave rubbed in your face? Probably not.
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Please say its for looks so we can post pictures of your face and laugh and call you butterface [-O<
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm actually more proportionate and aesthetic than Brad, but sure. And keep talking shit while you're still too pussy to post any kind of physique picture.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And I love how you keep changing the subject.

    Lemme spell it out for you in all caps, maybe you'll get it then.

    I AM NOT TALKING, NOR DO I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH, OR STRENGTH AT ALL, I AM TALKING STRICTLY ABOUT MUSCLE MASS/SIZE AND AESTHETICS, WHICH I AM AT THE TOP OF WHEN IT COMES TO THIS FORUM. QUIT BRINGING UP STRENGTH BECAUSE THAT WAS NEVER MY POINT AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT. ALTHOUGH I'M STILL STRONGER THAN MOST IF NOT ALL Y'ALL.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Did you skip the home school chapter that explained the differences between facts and opinions? Bard is a small dude, but his body has filled out to his frame. Yours hasn't. In fact, your frame isn't even done growing yet, so it is fucking physiologically impossible for it to be filled in yet, but don't let that stop you from running around the joint thinking your Zyzz reincarnate. It's amusing as fuck to the rest of us mere mortals who are here only to bask in your glorious essence.

    Again, your version of swole is good for....?
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Aight dawg I'm done. You've trashed this forum about doing anything to start wit me, and you're doing the exact same right now. Maybe you're still slitting your wrists about the forum dying and you're just looking for entertainment. Post about a thirsty bitch giving me free food, and it turns into yet another war about my physique. The initial comment was unnecessary as it was. Hang yourself.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I know what it means you old ass prick.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm just done wit your stupid ass.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Episode said:

    I know what it means you old ass prick.

    Legit fucking lol'ed. Then y u so mad?

    http://www.ask.com/web?q=Again,+your+version+of+swole+is+good+for....?&amp;qsrc=0&amp;o=0&amp;l=dir
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Episode said:

    Aight dawg I'm done. You've trashed this forum about doing anything to start wit me, and you're doing the exact same right now. Maybe you're still slitting your wrists about the forum dying and you're just looking for entertainment. Post about a thirsty bitch giving me free food, and it turns into yet another war about my physique. The initial comment was unnecessary as it was. Hang yourself.

    The initial post was both a harmless joke (no real ill intent) about your body after you started talking about how awesome your body is, again, and a play on the use of the word hungry instead of thirsty. I.side of making a simple joke back "how can I be hungry with all this beef?" or something in a typical conversational manner, yet again you choose to fly off the fucking handle and turn it into a war. And you were 100% correct when you said I was just looking for entertainment. Thanks guy.

    Now
    Episode said:

    oh hai I'm Erik and its easy to push my buttons because they are this big.....































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    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    fucking spit out my drink =))
    inb4lists
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