1D_for_lifePosts: 13,785destroyer of motherfuckers
edited June 2013
Get a graduation notice from my dad's best friend from college for his older daughter... Dang, she's really good looking but lives on the other side of the country. This was the first time in a long time that I have been blown away by a girl's looks. Just my luck :-<
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Was surfing web on phone.
Freak out "where is my phone?"
Looking all over for it
Realize its in my hand
:-?
All I did was make a joke.
I ain't even elitist.