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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    but keeping some ppl I hate so I know what they are doing
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    love deleting people
    i should do it right meow
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,059 spicy boy
    For the girl that works there...id say her saying bye to you really doesn't mean anything...as a customer service professional i make sure to tell every person that leaves my store to have a nice day/bye....its a big part of how you keep people coming back
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've now realized that I have like no black fb friends. :))
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,059 spicy boy
    dude stahhhhhp with the name changes
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    Welcome my son. Welcome to the Maaachine.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    >walk into house
    >see this
    >somehow miss the @ and apostrophe
    >ohgodwhy.jpg

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    I love winning with women
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Episode said:

    Maaaan these cot damn females at the gym. It's 'cause of the environment that I don't know how to approach 'em. One works there and is ridiculously fucking bad, taller bitch, black hair, tight lil body. But as I said, works there, and is always handling customers and wit 2-3 other workers at the desk, there's no real opportunities for me to spit any game. I think she feeling me doe, 'cause she always makes an effort to say bye to me and to have a nice day when I leave, when the others never say shit, and one time she was cleaning up around the gym, and she came to the weight room right as I was in the middle of a set of incline curls, and I'm in my zone, got a major pump going, looking swole as shit, and we made eye contact, and she smiled at me and looked back 2 or 3 times as she was walking away.

    Then this other one, she lifts there, not an employee, but first off, she's actually a serious female lifter, this bitch was squatting 185 ATG and just going nuts in her routine, which immediately caught my eye. But oh my God this is one of the finest dimes I ever seen in my Goddamn life. Bitch rolls in wit the tightest pair of yoga pants I ever seen in my life, not even full leg, like short style yoga pants, and just a sports bra and rolled up workout shirt on, wit the sexiest stomach on the planet. Tightest lil body I ever seen too, from the thighs, the ass, the arms, everything. Even got that sexy ass hourglass shape in between her legs. I swear to God, every Male eye in that weight room was just glued on her. We're all just looking at eachother and smirking, we're all dogs, we know we're all thinking the exact same thing. And of course, I'm lifting hard, going ham, got the testosterone flowing, so my sex drive is through the roof, and I'm just thinking like a fucking animal, wanting her right there. Almost went right up to her, when, like I said, the environment fucked me. I have no idea how to approach a bitch in that situation, 'cause if she's anything like me, and most serious lifters, the last thing you want when you're in your zone is to be chatted up. I don't want anything more than "Ay you using this bench?" Or something like that, being said to me when I lift. Not to mention, approaching her to spit game while she's lifting looks like the epitome of thirst, especially in front of a bunch of other niggas.

    I must find a way. Wit both of them. If they were just bitches that I saw ANYWHERE else, mall, store, whatever, it'd be no issue at all. Approaching bitches while they're on the job has always been a situation where I don't know how the fuck to approach it.

    Ask if she even lifts. As she stares in awkwardness, cunt punt her and ask her on a date.
    I love winning with women
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    monicaa said:

    Dan is still sending me $300 a week til I go back to work. He may be a really shitty boyfriend but he's a good guy.

    that's nice of him.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,967 spicy boy
    monicaa said:

    Dan is still sending me $300 a week til I go back to work. He may be a really shitty boyfriend but he's a good guy.

    [-(
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    lol nice of him.. its what he SUPPOSED to do. i mean its better than him not giving any money but he has to do what every other father in this country is expected of him
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    actually he isnt required to send her shit... not until she takes him to court and gets an order. And that could take up to a year to get done, or 6 months at least. And 300 a week is a lot. Most dudes dont pay that much in child support.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited January 2013
    what im saying is your supposed to support your kids financially, its not like hes doing anything special..every father on this site supports their children financially. and im not expert on child support but i would think that 300 a month sounds pretty standard at least
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    well maybe not catz lol
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    She said 300 a week. And child support can take 75% of a weekly check
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    300 a week? alright your right that is pretty decent lol
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    NolaMetal said:

    what im saying is your supposed to support your kids financially, its not like hes doing anything special..every father on this site supports their children financially. and im not expert on child support but i would think that 300 a month sounds pretty standard at least

    she said 300 a week. That's 1200 a month. I agree 300 a month is standard... seems like he is doing more.
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I get $50 a week in court ordered child support from Alannahs deadbeat dad lol $300is a lot. He gave me $100 a week when I was pregnant & working.. lol. He's a good guy but seriously fuck him
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