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  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited January 2013
    monicaa said:

    So my friend tried setting me up with the guy..Ive been texting him for a few days . Then I get a text from his (ex?) Wife telling me to stop texting.

    This is my life :))

    Funny, but still sucks. I'm sure you'll find someone though.



    :>
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers

    monicaa said:

    So my friend tried setting me up with the guy..Ive been texting him for a few days . Then I get a text from his (ex?) Wife telling me to stop texting.

    This is my life :))

    Funny, but still sucks. I'm sure you'll find someone though.



    :>
    ;)
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    holy shit lol. too bad its women's basketball.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Maaaan these cot damn females at the gym. It's 'cause of the environment that I don't know how to approach 'em. One works there and is ridiculously fucking bad, taller bitch, black hair, tight lil body. But as I said, works there, and is always handling customers and wit 2-3 other workers at the desk, there's no real opportunities for me to spit any game. I think she feeling me doe, 'cause she always makes an effort to say bye to me and to have a nice day when I leave, when the others never say shit, and one time she was cleaning up around the gym, and she came to the weight room right as I was in the middle of a set of incline curls, and I'm in my zone, got a major pump going, looking swole as shit, and we made eye contact, and she smiled at me and looked back 2 or 3 times as she was walking away.

    Then this other one, she lifts there, not an employee, but first off, she's actually a serious female lifter, this bitch was squatting 185 ATG and just going nuts in her routine, which immediately caught my eye. But oh my God this is one of the finest dimes I ever seen in my Goddamn life. Bitch rolls in wit the tightest pair of yoga pants I ever seen in my life, not even full leg, like short style yoga pants, and just a sports bra and rolled up workout shirt on, wit the sexiest stomach on the planet. Tightest lil body I ever seen too, from the thighs, the ass, the arms, everything. Even got that sexy ass hourglass shape in between her legs. I swear to God, every Male eye in that weight room was just glued on her. We're all just looking at eachother and smirking, we're all dogs, we know we're all thinking the exact same thing. And of course, I'm lifting hard, going ham, got the testosterone flowing, so my sex drive is through the roof, and I'm just thinking like a fucking animal, wanting her right there. Almost went right up to her, when, like I said, the environment fucked me. I have no idea how to approach a bitch in that situation, 'cause if she's anything like me, and most serious lifters, the last thing you want when you're in your zone is to be chatted up. I don't want anything more than "Ay you using this bench?" Or something like that, being said to me when I lift. Not to mention, approaching her to spit game while she's lifting looks like the epitome of thirst, especially in front of a bunch of other niggas.

    I must find a way. Wit both of them. If they were just bitches that I saw ANYWHERE else, mall, store, whatever, it'd be no issue at all. Approaching bitches while they're on the job has always been a situation where I don't know how the fuck to approach it.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    just go up and ask her about her lifting.


    and the yoga pants that aren't all the way down the leg are seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyy
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That's what I was thinking. Next time we're both there, Im'ma just tell her I'm impressed that she's actually a serious lifter as a female or that the weight she's pushing is impressive, and kick it off from there. Best way to do it and not look thirsty, since it's just commenting on her workout.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    ehhhh i wouldnt say that first one
    it could be taken wrong depending on the chick
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    exactly, you can't let them know you are interested right off the bat. even doe the female probably already knows.
  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    For the girl that works there, introduce yourself. Tell her you see her a lot from being a regular and want a name to attach to the face. Suddenly your foot is in the door.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,378 mod
    Jag should write a book, highkey.


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    ehhhh i wouldnt say that first one
    it could be taken wrong depending on the chick


    Ahhh yea, the "OH I'M A GIRL SO I'M 'SPOSED TO BE WEAK?" Shit. Good point. Still, it's not even that, it's that 99% of females don't lift, especially not seriously like that, so it is impressive to me, and a huge turn on. But yea, you're right.

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    jag said:

    For the girl that works there, introduce yourself. Tell her you see her a lot from being a regular and want a name to attach to the face. Suddenly your foot is in the door.

    Damn, this would be even easier, 'cause none of them wear name tags lol. I only know my nigga's name 'cause I talk to him basically every day.
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I want to be able to have a gif as my avatar
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,881 spicy boy
    you stalking me brah
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Deleting people on FB is fun
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Yes, it is. I should do that again.
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