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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2010

i have no sympathy for you, leah
i havent had sex in almost 2 years
That does suck more. Longest I've gone without before is about a year
Psh, that's nothing. <_>
Boom self roasted.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

September 2010

I'm sorry, Jacob...

I love winning with women
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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

September 2010

<_>

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Adam Posts: 11,533 balls deep

September 2010

lol that sucks.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

September 2010

...

You fucking liar.

You're the bees knees at every party. Even the ones you don't attend.

I love winning with women
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

September 2010 edited September 2010

i have no sympathy for you, leah
i havent had sex in almost 2 years
That does suck more. Longest I've gone without before is about a year
Psh, that's nothing. <_>
16 years

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

September 2010

Hey it took me 18 1/2 years

I love winning with women
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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

September 2010

Alex_the_Devirginizing_Machine?

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

September 2010

Former. I'm now just eh on it...

I love winning with women
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

September 2010

lol... i'm really not in a hurry

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

September 2010

Alex_the_Devirginizing_Machine?
I lol'ed.

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NOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod

September 2010

i have no sympathy for you, leah
i havent had sex in almost 2 years
That does suck more. Longest I've gone without before is about a year
Psh, that's nothing. <_>
Damn, Jaycup hoed himself.

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2010

I was 16, and to be honest, I would have waited a year or two more to have it be better or more memorable than it was.

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

September 2010

Damn, Jaycup hoed himself.
No big deal. I live by the words of this song when it comes to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExDoiTZCkU

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NOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod

September 2010

Ew, 'New Maiden'.

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2010

No big deal. I live by the words of this song when it comes to this.
As a person who's thought with his dick for a long time, good for you.
Ew, 'New Maiden'.
The Wicker Man > Run to the Hills

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

September 2010

Ew, 'New Maiden'.
The Wicker Man > Run to the Hills
Win.

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

October 2010 edited October 2010

Every year our school has a bawse homecoming assembly...it takes up half of the day and is usually always funny as hell.

Then it comes our turn as seniors...and our assembly blows Only a couple of the skits were a little funny

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NOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod

October 2010

Ew, 'New Maiden'.
The Wicker Man > Run to the Hills
Win.
Blasphemy

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

October 2010

Someday you too will see the light.

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