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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    BTW, our textbooks (WHEN I WAS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL.) said Males have testosterone and females completely lack it, and Females have estrogen while males completely lack it. So your homeschooling comment = Invalid you fat cunt.
    That book is wrong, sorry kid

    And that's fine, I was wrong. I was going completely by that, but using the homeschool shit is so fucking old.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    BTW, our textbooks (WHEN I WAS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL.) said Males have testosterone and females completely lack it, and Females have estrogen while males completely lack it. So your homeschooling comment = Invalid you fat cunt.
    When were those made? The 1800's?
    Must have been. I knew when I wad little that females have testosterone and males have estrogen. We just have more estrogen and males have more testoterone. I used to think this was common knowledge....oh well for that
    lol inorite?
    i mean, basic health class lol
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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Oh, another homeschool joke, how clever
    I just love how your only insult is homeschooling. Get new jokes
    Kill yourself you fat cunt.
    you disgusting ass cow.
    you fat cunt.
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    BTW, our textbooks (WHEN I WAS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL.) said Males have testosterone and females completely lack it, and Females have estrogen while males completely lack it. So your homeschooling comment = Invalid you fat cunt.
    When were those made? The 1800's?
    Must have been. I knew when I wad little that females have testosterone and males have estrogen. We just have more estrogen and males have more testoterone. I used to think this was common knowledge....oh well for that
    Same here, dude.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Oh, another homeschool joke, how clever
    I just love how your only insult is homeschooling. Get new jokes
    Kill yourself you fat cunt.
    you disgusting ass cow.
    you fat cunt.
    lolz erik crackz meh up


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    here's a great example: when i was 17 there was this girl that wanted me so bad and i thought she was kinda cute but i didnt wanna date her, i just wanted to bang her. and i know she wanted me cause she had one of our mutual friends tell me and the fact that she was always hitting on me lol. anyway, i hung out with her for about a month trying to figure out how to tell her i just wanted to fuck her and didnt want a relationship in nice way but i just couldn't say/do that to someone so i ended up not saying anything and lost touch with her. had she told me that she would have sex with me no strings attached my pants woulda been off that minute lol.
    I'm pretty sure that she wanted a relationship if she didn't tell you anything
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    either way y00z chickz has no clue wut itz like to has a set of balls so stfu with 'sukk meh dikk' bullshit [-(


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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    either way y00z chickz has no clue wut itz like to has a set of balls so stfu with 'sukk meh dikk' bullshit [-(
    Suck my clit.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Fuck off Arlo.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    here's a great example: when i was 17 there was this girl that wanted me so bad and i thought she was kinda cute but i didnt wanna date her, i just wanted to bang her. and i know she wanted me cause she had one of our mutual friends tell me and the fact that she was always hitting on me lol. anyway, i hung out with her for about a month trying to figure out how to tell her i just wanted to fuck her and didnt want a relationship in nice way but i just couldn't say/do that to someone so i ended up not saying anything and lost touch with her. had she told me that she would have sex with me no strings attached my pants woulda been off that minute lol.
    I'm pretty sure that she wanted a relationship if she didn't tell you anything
    see. i couldnt even get laid when a chick wanted me lol :))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    either way y00z chickz has no clue wut itz like to has a set of balls so stfu with 'sukk meh dikk' bullshit [-(
    Suck my clit.
    =)) LOL
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    either way y00z chickz has no clue wut itz like to has a set of balls so stfu with 'sukk meh dikk' bullshit [-(
    Suck my clit.
    thats betta and bare it and ill share it :P


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    either way y00z chickz has no clue wut itz like to has a set of balls so stfu with 'sukk meh dikk' bullshit [-(
    Suck my clit.
    Clever
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    thats your own fault though, mike
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    here's a great example: when i was 17 there was this girl that wanted me so bad and i thought she was kinda cute but i didnt wanna date her, i just wanted to bang her. and i know she wanted me cause she had one of our mutual friends tell me and the fact that she was always hitting on me lol. anyway, i hung out with her for about a month trying to figure out how to tell her i just wanted to fuck her and didnt want a relationship in nice way but i just couldn't say/do that to someone so i ended up not saying anything and lost touch with her. had she told me that she would have sex with me no strings attached my pants woulda been off that minute lol.
    I'm pretty sure that she wanted a relationship if she didn't tell you anything
    see. i couldnt even get laid when a chick wanted me lol :))
    You could have...you just would have looked like an asshole :-))
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    thats your own fault though, mike
    not really. that was just an example. im not a fault for anything cause i didnt do anything wrong.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    uhm yea its your fault you didnt get laid because you didnt say anything to her
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2011
    uhm yea its your fault you didnt get laid because you didnt say anything to her
    but how do i tell someone that i dont wanna date them, i just wanna fuck them? i couldn't do that. i guess im too nice
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    uhm yea its your fault you didnt get laid because you didnt say anything to her
    but how do i tell someone that i dont wanna date them, i just wanna fuck them? i couldn't do that. i guess im too nice
    thats your mistake right there you dont talk to chickz you just has sexaetime with em then ignor them thats what keeps em coming back fer more


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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    uhm yea its your fault you didnt get laid because you didnt say anything to her
    but how do i tell someone that i dont wanna date them, i just wanna fuck them? i couldn't do that. i guess im too nice
    thats your mistake right there you dont talk to chickz you just has sexaetime with em then ignor them thats what keeps em coming back fer more
    :)) :)) :)) :))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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