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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    I couldn't get my snakes to eat Guinea Pigs and had to throw out $30 of food, but they take frozen Rats and Rabbits no problem.
    I couldn't get a snake that is large enough to eat that. I raised rabbits since I was really little.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    :-? snake iz gonna get out himz cage and crawl up y00z cooch while y00z asleep judae


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Really grinds my gears that I don't have a kid yet. Gotta get around to seeing a doc since last time I was there I was considered in high risk for tons of stuff since I don't get that time of the month much. I've been without it for a year and they think somethings majorly wrong.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    edited June 2011
    I now am disgusted by this thread because of snake talk
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    I now am disgusted by this thread because of snake talk
    y u no like snakes?
  • ComptonAssBertoComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip
    edited June 2011
    When people refer to a dubstep song as a dubstep.


    Example: "I just heard an awesome dubstep."
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    so i talk to these girls on that zoosk shit on facebook sometimes, it actually works pretty good for pickin up girls.....but i dont pay for it...so i message this wicked hottie somethin like "hey ur cute i dont pay fr zoosk so hit me up my phone or fb me and i gave her my info" so what does she do? tries to message me back it say "hey thanks, haha......" and says u have to pay for zoosk to read the rest. WTF? just add me on fb i said i didnt pay for the site, i cant read what u said!! so annoying lol
  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    The new ABR still hasn't leaked.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    so i talk to these girls on that zoosk shit on facebook sometimes, it actually works pretty good for pickin up girls.....but i dont pay for it...so i message this wicked hottie somethin like "hey ur cute i dont pay fr zoosk so hit me up my phone or fb me and i gave her my info" so what does she do? tries to message me back it say "hey thanks, haha......" and says u have to pay for zoosk to read the rest. WTF? just add me on fb i said i didnt pay for the site, i cant read what u said!! so annoying lol
    9 times out of 10 it's a bot


  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    so i talk to these girls on that zoosk shit on facebook sometimes, it actually works pretty good for pickin up girls.....but i dont pay for it...so i message this wicked hottie somethin like "hey ur cute i dont pay fr zoosk so hit me up my phone or fb me and i gave her my info" so what does she do? tries to message me back it say "hey thanks, haha......" and says u have to pay for zoosk to read the rest. WTF? just add me on fb i said i didnt pay for the site, i cant read what u said!! so annoying lol
    9 times out of 10 it's a bot
    nope, ive met quite a few girls from this site, i would say 1 out of 10 are bots..im not an idiot i know a bot from a person.... bitchez just be dumb thats all, anyways i found her fb so ill wait like a day and if she doesnt do anything ill just fb request her...
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    I now am disgusted by this thread because of snake talk
    y u no like snakes?
    i just dont like snakes as a pet
    nothing against them in general
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I couldn't get my snakes to eat Guinea Pigs and had to throw out $30 of food, but they take frozen Rats and Rabbits no problem.
    I couldn't get a snake that is large enough to eat that. I raised rabbits since I was really little.
    Well only one of mine can eat Rabbits, which is my Red Tail, she's over 6 feet.

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    wow $300? thats not bad
    idk i feel guilty taking money from other people...
    The biggest expenses of cruises is airfare to Florida and alcohol/gambling. The cruise itself is usually pretty reasonable.

    I totally hear what you are saying about feeling guilty about taking other peoples money, because I am the same way... However parents are different. I'm sure your parents would rather spend a couple grand on you and have you there with them, verses save a few bucks and not have you there. Yeah, it seems like your getting everything out of the deal and they are getting nothing.... but fact is, they are getting way more then you realize. Don't feel bad, accept their generosity.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I do that with other people but with my parents is different
    that's funny. I am the complete opposite. I never take handouts from anyone buy my parents. And I only do so because I know what being a parent is like...
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so then what do you think, wake?
    should i go on the cruise?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so then what do you think, wake?
    should i go on the cruise?
    fuck yeah. although I am biased because I went on a cruise last year and I can't wait to go on another. cruises are awesome places to get totally smashed and relaxed. worst thing about cruises though is the rooms arent exactly made for sex. You can get it done, but it wont be in comfort. But that typically doesnt matter because you are so smashed. Don't miss the comedy nights aka "karaoke time" :-))

    and dont feel bad taking your parents money... they want you to come.
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    pulling a calf on sunday.... doesn't really hurt that much anymore; but no soccer for me for a good 2 weeks. :-q
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so then what do you think, wake?
    should i go on the cruise?
    fuck yeah. although I am biased because I went on a cruise last year and I can't wait to go on another. cruises are awesome places to get totally smashed and relaxed. worst thing about cruises though is the rooms arent exactly made for sex. You can get it done, but it wont be in comfort. But that typically doesnt matter because you are so smashed. Don't miss the comedy nights aka "karaoke time" :-))

    and dont feel bad taking your parents money... they want you to come.
    idk how the sleeping situation will go anyway because after the last trip to hershey park i refused to ever go on another vacation with my dad unless i get my own room because he snores too much
    that would mean me and alex would have to get our own room in order for us to go and im not so sure about how my parents would like that
    they promised that i can go swim with some dolphins in the bahamas
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep

    they promised that i can go swim with some dolphins in the bahamas
    if you don't go please proceed to do this repeatedly til you blackout

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