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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I'm just sad. :/.
    :-?


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    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    sprained my fucking calf today..... don't know its severity yet; have to go to UC to find out. FML!
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    sprained my fucking calf today..... don't know its severity yet; have to go to UC to find out. FML!
    killa get sum vicodin :-?


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    Marc is fucking gay man...Got Leah, George, and I watching some dick movie. <____________>


  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Marc is fucking gay man...Got Leah, George, and I watching some dick movie. <____________>
    THIS IS SOME FAGGOT TREE
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm eating beef jerkey and watching Icarly <_> ...I guess its better than watching the naked prisoner getting his ass kicked.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I just woke up and I'm all gross, have plans to help my mom clean the house, and frankly I don't feel like having sex right now. Yes, I know that we live two minutes away from each other. But how many god damn times do I have to tell you "no"?

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm eating beef jerkey and watching Icarly <_> ...I guess its better than watching the naked prisoner getting his ass kicked.
    :-)) I love icarly. It's not as good as Wizards of Waverly Place, but it is close to being as good.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    can I get an update on wine's story please.
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    So fucking pissed right now. I have to drop my Advanced Writing class for the fall because some fucktard decided to reschedule my Literary Theory class to the same fucking time and I need Literary Theory for my major. This fucking sucks. The Advanced Writing class is with my favorite professor and I was testing myself out with it to see if I wanted to go to grad school for Creative Writing. So fucking pissed.
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So my son had two baseball games over the weekend.

    The first game we had a 4 run lead going into the last inning with two outs, Then they brought in the coaches son to pitch the last out. All the parents let out a collective sigh. We have like 6 kids who pitch on the team and I cant tell if the coach is fucking stupid blind over his kid, or if he just likes losing. Anyways... the kid basically slowly lobs them there. 90% of the pitches are balls, but 10% are just hang over the plate for an automatic homerun. Anyways... 5 runs per inning max. So naturally we lose the first game.

    The second game was a continuation of a previous game which we were up 3-0. I was like sweet. good way to start a game with a lead. First pitcher is the coaches son. FUCK. after the inning is over we are down by two. MOTHER FUCKER.

    I have seriously considered telling him that his son is awful at baseball. My son isnt much better, but we arent fucking putting my kind on the mound either. X(
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So fucking pissed right now. I have to drop my Advanced Writing class for the fall because some fucktard decided to reschedule my Literary Theory class to the same fucking time and I need Literary Theory for my major. This fucking sucks. The Advanced Writing class is with my favorite professor and I was testing myself out with it to see if I wanted to go to grad school for Creative Writing. So fucking pissed.
    talk to your fav prof and see if she will move her class :)
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    So fucking pissed right now. I have to drop my Advanced Writing class for the fall because some fucktard decided to reschedule my Literary Theory class to the same fucking time and I need Literary Theory for my major. This fucking sucks. The Advanced Writing class is with my favorite professor and I was testing myself out with it to see if I wanted to go to grad school for Creative Writing. So fucking pissed.
    talk to your fav prof and see if she will move her class :)
    I wish. I'm just going to email her and see if she's possibly teaching it in the spring. There are other sections, but those either don't work timewise or the professor sucks. I'm not going officially drop it yet in case Lit gets moved again. Right now I'm double registered. I hate RU sometimes.
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    So my son had two baseball games over the weekend.

    The first game we had a 4 run lead going into the last inning with two outs, Then they brought in the coaches son to pitch the last out. All the parents let out a collective sigh. We have like 6 kids who pitch on the team and I cant tell if the coach is fucking stupid blind over his kid, or if he just likes losing. Anyways... the kid basically slowly lobs them there. 90% of the pitches are balls, but 10% are just hang over the plate for an automatic homerun. Anyways... 5 runs per inning max. So naturally we lose the first game.

    The second game was a continuation of a previous game which we were up 3-0. I was like sweet. good way to start a game with a lead. First pitcher is the coaches son. FUCK. after the inning is over we are down by two. MOTHER FUCKER.

    I have seriously considered telling him that his son is awful at baseball. My son isnt much better, but we arent fucking putting my kind on the mound either. X(
    Just so you know, those kids don't give two shits if they win or do good or whatever. All they want is their free pizza/ice cream/ whatever after the game, and seeing their friends. :-))

    I know this from experience.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    wrong
    i know from experience as well that they care quite a bit
    maybe not for ling, but they do
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    That was mostly a joke, but for the years me and Arlo played softball/baseball none of the kids we played with gave a shit about winning.

    The parents were crazy as fuck and always made their kids feel bad just because they only wanted to have fun. It's ridiculous.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    its spr cereal to them
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i hate parents who go nuts at there kids games, if my dad ever did that i would had never played sports...so embarrassing to themselves and there kids
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