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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Made it! But I fucking hate idiots who want to walk slowly off a plane even when they have connections they might miss. Fucking run bitches!!! I ran all the way accross chicago international airport to make my connection. Im going to pads out but fucking made it
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    see above post above y00z


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i need more info to put into my star wars speech
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Ok, I'm actually legitimately scared right now, not so much now that I'm in my room, but I was when I was outside. I was driving home and about a mile from my house I see a black figure, what looks like a giant fucking cat, jump over a five foot fence across the road, over a five foot fence on the other side, without touching the ground. This thing was about 8 feet long so I will never go outside again as long as it's dark for as long as I live here.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    EL CHUPACABRA!
    I love winning with women
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    Bitch plz,
    Its a Liger
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    If I ever see that thing again I will be like
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,744 mod
    stressing out about my econ final tomorrow.
    Good lucccck! >:D<
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    SLENDERMAN
    dont even joke about that, distance
    no lie, he petrifies me
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Who is slenderman, I did a google image search and it came up with a bunch of pictures that look like Cuba, and I don't want to click them.
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,744 mod
    Psh. You'll be fine. :D
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Who is slenderman, I did a google image search and it came up with a bunch of pictures that look like Cuba, and I don't want to click them.
    check youtube
    I can't watch videos right now. :(
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    FUCKING FUCK SLENDERMAN GET OUT OF MY HEAD :-( :-S :-(( :-ss [-O< X_X b-(
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    rubber johnny freaks me out too....
    You had to do it, now I have to find out. The Sculpture(even though it is fake) creeps me out.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
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    This is the one that creeps me out.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    edited April 2011
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    I promise that my pic is fake.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

    That whole website has stuff like that, not always scary though.

    Edit: If you want the scary ones, go to the top and click classes then click Keter or Euclid
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    Item #: SCP-ಠ_ಠ

    Object Class: Keter

    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ಠ_ಠ is impossible to contain, since the IP addresses of the websites in question cannot be identified by any means. Personnel are advised to report any occurrence of SCP-ಠ_ಠ on the Internet. Personnel are required to go through an extensive psychological exam and at least one month of therapy after viewing SCP-ಠ_ಠ.

    Description: SCP-ಠ_ಠ, is, for all intents and purposes, a website, though multiple instances of SCP-ಠ_ಠ are frequent. SCP-ಠ_ಠ often appears in the same format and HTML coding,. Every image is disgusting, disturbing, or displeasing in one way or another. Castration, gore, disembowelment, regurgitation of bodily fluids, consumption of [DATA EXPUNGED], and sexual acts have been reported by personnel. SCP-ಠ_ಠ often appears with sound, or as a video, flash image, or an animated .gif image type. Few personnel can view SCP-ಠ_ಠ without experiencing one of its symptoms. Upon viewing SCP-ಠ_ಠ, personnel can exhibit emesis, involuntary bowel evacuation, and urination, blood from their ears and eyes, or any combination of the above. Approximate 5% of personnel commit suicide after viewing SCP-ಠ_ಠ.

    Document ಠ_ಠ-1: Common forms of SCP-ಠ_ಠ
    WARNING: Reading the following document may occasionally cause symptoms similar to those caused by SCP-ಠ_ಠ. Proceed at own risk.

    A Caucasian male stretching his anus inhumanly wide for view of the camera. This appears to be SCP-ಠ_ಠ's favorite form.

    Three elderly Caucasian males engaging in intercourse and fellatio.

    An Asian female spewing diarrhea from her anus onto her face, in a tub.

    A Caucasian male with his eyes hanging from their tendons out of their sockets.

    A drawing of an anthropomorphic male fox performing fellatio on an anthropomorphic male wolf.

    A mutilated Caucasian infant.

    A video of two Caucasian females [DATA EXPUNGED] a cup [DATA EXPUNGED].

    A window of an internet browser of unknown make, displaying image #2 (amongst similar pictures) and emits, at a very loud volume, the words "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" from the speakers. It is difficult to close the program, due to the window shifting position and pictures overlapping.

    [DATA EXPUNGED] in each other's anuses.

    A transsexual committing a sexual act on a squirrel.

    A disemboweled walrus.

    A picture of President [DATA EXPUNGED]. The bodies were never found, even though the surrounding environment matches the location of where they were buried.

    A woman expelling bananas placed in her rectum.

    Two men covered in excrement, one operating a standard bicycle pump on the other man's anus.

    A fifty minute long pornography film in which four Brazilian females [DATA EXPUNGED] fecal matter [DATA EXPUNGED] tubes [DATA EXPUNGED].

    A dimly-lit picture of a canine, of the [DATA EXPUNGED] breed, skinned, with human-like teeth in a grin.

    Document ಠ_ಠ-2: Audio log of interview █████████



    Agent 329: How are you able to view SCP-ಠ_ಠ with no problem?
    █████████: …*laughs*… I get pleasure from it.
    Agent 329: Why do you get pleasure from these images?
    █████████: …They generate ████.
    Agent 329: What are '████'?
    █████████: [DATA EXPUNGED]
    Agent 329: That's sick. How did they [DATA EXPUNGED]?
    █████████: SCP-ಠ_ಠ is the last measure. The Internet belongs to us now.





    LOFUCKINGL, I found that on the site under SCP-WTF
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