Honestly when I know I'm going to be getting hammered I just walk. I live a fifteen minute walk from like five different bars one of them being my group and I's favorite. I also have really good friends and the last time I was drunk I texted her and she picked up one of her friends and drove over to pick me up and her friend drove my car while she drove me back to my house. When we're throwing a party, we also have our one buddy who doesn't drink bring out something we call the Forfeit Dish lol it's a little bowl we all throw out keys into and well be forced to find a ride home or just crash there. He's pretty cool about letting us crash at his place when we've had too much too much as long as we clean up after ourselves. Except for Eddie. Eddie isn't allowed to drink there anymore )
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just dont do it again dude
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
-Been so drunk he slammed into the wall and out a giant crack through it
-Been so drunk he's dive bombed the floor multiple times and uprooted a couple of tile
-Ran through the screen door and took it off its space when he was drunk and wanted a cig, even though we can smoke in the apartment.
-Ran into the screen door and demolished it for good immediately after it was fixed the first time
-Threw up in the cat bowl
He's a crazy motherfucker lol then of course there was him completely destroying that table in the garage
he threw up in the cat bowl
those things usually arent that big