Biggest blue ball of the century. Female comes over, and we have history but never fucked, it's been buildin tho. So I pop a Molly, we're both drinkin, I'm feelin good, rollin my head off after a while. So eventually shit heats up, she gets on top of me, and again I'm rollin HARD so I'm even more into it. Starts grabbin on my dick and my shit's like granite at this point. Then she says she gotta go home and we'll leave this to be continued til Saturday night. And jus the way she was sayin it was so fuckin sexy, teasin the fuck outta me, she knew exactly what she was doin. Smh beat my shit and went the fuck to sleep.
My uncle legitimately just tried telling me he doesn't think Dinosaurs actually existed I told him its a proven scientific fact and he goes "They could be wrong." Dude omfg.
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Think im gonna lay off the booze for a bit.