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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Dude the last week has been shit from this point I would hope it can only get better
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  • TehPrince666TehPrince666 Posts: 1,118 salt miner
    Heard some dang meowing, outside, and it was nonstop, I was like wtf, my cat doesnt meow very often, thought maybe he got in a fight with a racoon, and was hurt badly because he always be pickin fights with them, I run outside in my running shoes, through the deep as snow, searchin all over for this damn meowing, ready to choke the life out of a raccoon, turned out to be a neihbor cat, that just meows nonstop, my cat was sleepin up on the top of the god damn cabinet, Scared me death, and my feet are all cold and soaked, gonna have to get myself a damn gun or somethin and shoot that damn raccoon thats always back there, vicious little fucker.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Heard some dang meowing, outside, and it was nonstop, I was like wtf, my cat doesnt meow very often, thought maybe he got in a fight with a racoon, and was hurt badly because he always be pickin fights with them, I run outside in my running shoes, through the deep as snow, searchin all over for this damn meowing, ready to choke the life out of a raccoon, turned out to be a neihbor cat, that just meows nonstop, my cat was sleepin up on the top of the god damn cabinet, Scared me death, and my feet are all cold and soaked, gonna have to get myself a damn gun or somethin and shoot that damn raccoon thats always back there, vicious little fucker.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    You got owned by a cat
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • TehPrince666TehPrince666 Posts: 1,118 salt miner
    Heard some dang meowing, outside, and it was nonstop, I was like wtf, my cat doesnt meow very often, thought maybe he got in a fight with a racoon, and was hurt badly because he always be pickin fights with them, I run outside in my running shoes, through the deep as snow, searchin all over for this damn meowing, ready to choke the life out of a raccoon, turned out to be a neihbor cat, that just meows nonstop, my cat was sleepin up on the top of the god damn cabinet, Scared me death, and my feet are all cold and soaked, gonna have to get myself a damn gun or somethin and shoot that damn raccoon thats always back there, vicious little fucker.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    This doesn't grind my gears but it goes along with what I posted before and I don't want to make a new thread about it.

    As some of you may know my uncle passed away last feb. We got a snowstorm the Day before the funeral of about 10 inches. Now my great grandmother passed away and the funeral is Friday. They at first said 3-6 inches of snow for Thursday and are now bumping it up to 4-8 inches and it could get worse. I like big snow storms but each year it has been odd timing
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Damn that sucks...sorry about the whole situation...


    As for what grinds my gears....when you really need to talk to someone, but they don't have a cell phone. So you have to paaaaaatiently wait.
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I raged so hard today I cried, I honestly stress myself out over stupid shit.
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Not being strong enough to move furniture.
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Redwings not beating the Faguins X(
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Not being strong enough to move furniture.
    I'll come help ya little lady lol
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Haters.
    Not being strong enough to move furniture.
    I'll come help ya little lady lol
    lol please do!
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    It can't be that heavy be creative and use things to move it
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    locomotor charm?
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Are you high?
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    She's a wizard.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I fuckin knew it... Wait never mind I was thinking witch. My bad
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    I fuckin knew it... Wait never mind I was thinking witch. My bad
    actually its a school of WITCHCRAFT and wizardry
    so i am a witch
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