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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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Xeno Posts: 21,101 master of ceremonies

March 2015

WakeOfAshes said:

Xeno needs to hit that raw dogg

Already did

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Xeno Posts: 21,101 master of ceremonies

March 2015

at the disagrees you're right I wore a condom

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

March 2015

Good call

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Xeno Posts: 21,101 master of ceremonies

March 2015

but yeah since I've already basically been out with every other detail of my sex life on here might as well mention I tried telling her I was gay last night to leave me alone

still isn't working

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

March 2015

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,013 spicy boy

March 2015

I've had people think I was gay :-<

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

March 2015

How could any sane person possibly come to that conclusion.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,013 spicy boy

March 2015

Thats what I wanna know

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Xeno Posts: 21,101 master of ceremonies

March 2015

It's ok MC I'll blow you

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,013 spicy boy

March 2015

id rather blow it off

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

March 2015

Xenos tinder adventures are prob my fav part of this site now Stay on course friend

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Xeno Posts: 21,101 master of ceremonies

March 2015

it's funny cuz I only even heard of tinder because of this place

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,934 spicy boy

March 2015

Xenocide said:

but yeah since I've already basically been out with every other detail of my sex life on here might as well mention I tried telling her I was gay last night to leave me alone

still isn't working

Very nearly fell out of my bar stool laughing ) ) ) ) )

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

March 2015

wanna buy merch online but I'm either too fat or not fat enough for this shit all certain bands got is S and XXL smh

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

March 2015

slap said:

wanna buy merch online but I'm either too fat or not fat enough for this shit all certain bands got is S and XXL smh

1. Buy shirt
2. Get fatter before shirt arrives

you're welcome

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

March 2015

i ain't about that life. I ain't tryna reach george levels of fat

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

March 2015

went to Panda, got the two entree, got some broccoli beef and fuccboi server gave me all broccoli with like 1 piece of beef.

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

March 2015

Same thing happened to me today lol

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FLAT Posts: 60,803 spicy boy

March 2015

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the curse of hail are playing a house show at my buddies but I close tomorrow

@wizard

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

March 2015

Just spent two hours on the phone with my closest friend, apparently her brother killed himself earlier today.

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