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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I hope MC walks in and finds an orgy one night
    Id probably move out. No lie. 

    Good. that's what you should do. It's amazing how uptight you are about sex.

    I think it would be funny if you were actually gay. I say that because your stance on sex is something that is more common with uptight-brainwashed-chrsitain-girls. Anyways I said I think it would be funny because of all the inner turmoil you'd have in that situation. Your head would probably explode with all the conflicting tugs
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,979 spicy boy
    It's the coodies  left behind he's worried about. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I know what he's worried about. Im just saying he's such a fucking wreck now with something so simple, put him in something more complicated and BOOM
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    How badly you want Dallas to lost tonight Rex?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    Sex isnt really allowed on campus anyway
    That's such an absurd stance for a University to have. If I went to your school and they were going to toss me out for having sex- I'd ask for a meeting with the Dean. During the meeting I'd teabag his desk and ask if this was a more appropriate place for my balls. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    Sex isnt really allowed on campus anyway
    That's such an absurd stance for a University to have. If I went to your school and they were going to toss me out for having sex- I'd ask for a meeting with the Dean. During the meeting I'd teabag his desk and ask if this was a more appropriate place for my balls. 
    although, I wouldnt go to a school like that. I have a vile hatred for all religion, and wouldn't subject myself to their insane bullshit for any form of education especially when there are thousands of better universities that don't.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,041 spicy boy
    I hope MC walks in and finds an orgy one night
    Id probably move out. No lie. 

    Good. that's what you should do. It's amazing how uptight you are about sex.

    I think it would be funny if you were actually gay. I say that because your stance on sex is something that is more common with uptight-brainwashed-chrsitain-girls. Anyways I said I think it would be funny because of all the inner turmoil you'd have in that situation. Your head would probably explode with all the conflicting tugs
    pun intended?
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,041 spicy boy
    Its interesting, sex disgusts me more than gore and morbidity. I actually don't mind gore at all, in fact I kinda like it. If it was two people killing eachother and exchaning blood instead of fucking and sex juice, I'd probably think it was badass. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,041 spicy boy
    I hope MC walks in and finds an orgy one night
    Id probably move out. No lie. 

    Good. that's what you should do. It's amazing how uptight you are about sex.

    I think it would be funny if you were actually gay.
    Also, my acceptance of gays is what helped shape my opinion of sex. 
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    So your acceptance of gays helped shape your ridiculous disgust for everything that has to do with sex? <_>
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    You ain't foolin' anyone, Ed
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    i had sexy time in the shower with lea for my first time. :)
    I lol'd
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,041 spicy boy
    So your acceptance of gays helped shape your ridiculous disgust for everything that has to do with sex? <_>
    I know all of you here hate religion. There are a lot of things you all believe in or follow that I hate as well. And even though I don't consider myself "religious" I do consider myself a Christian. And part of that belief is following what it lays out.

    Now I have a conflict. I'm not an idiot. And we live in a world of hundreds of different beliefs, dozens of religions, and an increasingly scientific minded society. I am trying to process what I believe in a logical manner. And although not everything makes sense yet, I am trying. In fact, I don't even know what to believe anymore at this point. And in fact I try to avoid using religion in most of my arguments nowadays because most people dismiss it as bullshit. 

    That being said, I seriously had to sit down and think about why homosexuality would be considered sinful. I am not one of those people who thinks that anyone sin is worse than any other, and I am not one of those people who thinks I am "holier than thou" (even though many of you claim me to be). I fuck up, I sin - just as much as anybody else. I'm far from perfect, or a good person. But I can understand where other wrongs comes from. I had to rationally think about why homosexuality would be considered sinful. And this was my conclusion: Being gay, is not a sin. Loving somebody of your same sex, is not wrong. Many people argue that it is natural (I also think its "natural", but I think its a "evolutionary defect" - but that's another argument). There is nothing wrong with being gay, or not being straight. This issue is in the GAY SEX. Why? Because you can't reproduce. Religious texts were written in a time of large families, and little sexual protection. If you had sex, it was expected that you'd have a kid. Therefore, I believe that if the Bible was re-written today, it would not say homosexuality is sin, but any sex where a child is not conceived is the sin. That was my rationale at the time a few years ago.

    That was the start of it. The idea that sex without the intent of creation is morally wrong. You don't have to agree with me, I don't expect you to. 

    The rest evolved from that. I may be a little "fucked up". I don't care. Sex has increasingly begun to disgust me. I see how it corrupts and changes people, obsesses their thoughts. And I want no part of that. I have enough addictions and unhealthy habits of my own as it is.

    Oh, and couples have begun to annoy the ever-living-shit out of me. 
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,979 spicy boy
    i had sexy time in the shower with lea for my first time. :)
    Fuck the truth finally comes out. We been waiting on the details for eternity. Hold on :)] I think jay just broke the Internet 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,979 spicy boy
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    There's too many children being born as it is. And I won't even get started on the foster care system. I don't find anything wrong with gay sex at all. Yeah, two dudes or two chicks fucking can't produce offspring. But they sure as hell can adopt and save a kid from that hell hole of a system
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,041 spicy boy
    There's too many children being born as it is. And I won't even get started on the foster care system. I don't find anything wrong with gay sex at all. Yeah, two dudes or two chicks fucking can't produce offspring. But they sure as hell can adopt and save a kid from that hell hole of a system
    That's irrelevant to what I said, but ok. 
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