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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,973 spicy boy

August 2014

I'll pick it up. Finna bring a bitch to the train station this weekend.

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2014

Don't slip and slide and trip over Todds used Johnny Johnny

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,973 spicy boy

August 2014

Only fags use rubbers

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FLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

August 2014

Didn't use one fag. Don't trip over my tool shirt though because I left it there (

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FLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

August 2014

I'd sure use one with you gnomez seeing as you hop on and off multiple dicks just here

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2014

One day you'll get a nasty STD Rex and your cock will get all red and swollen and infected and weeping with pus and sores and blisters and welts and even you won't want to play with it

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SATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

August 2014

That didn't happen to me at all. I didn't even know I had anything. They just gave me some purple syrup and that took care of it

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2014

You were one of the lucky ones Satan
i wasn't so lucky

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2014

I love winning with women
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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2014

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

Puddle Of Mudd were just added to the Orlando Mastodon/Gojira date

What in the fuck?

Puddle of Mudd still exists?

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

August 2014

I figured you'd probably be on their dick too

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2014

Everything I have said would lead you to believe I would, but funnily enough I was never a fan.

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FLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

August 2014

So fucking irate. Went to the bar with my parents and forgot my id. Now I'm enjoying some gay as water.

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SATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

August 2014

*ass

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

August 2014

badbadnotgood are playing the CALIFORNIA ACADEMY OF SCIENCES which is A MUSEUM and it's fucking 21+. fuck this gay earth

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2014

I love odd place shows like those. vertical horizon played at the phx zoo a few years back. show sold out fast af for some reason. I was bummed to shit tbh.

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

August 2014

that's my i'm so mad. i'd be super down to see live jazz in a dope-ass museum but nah, it's gotta be age restricted. at least you can't age restrict caves

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2014

why the hell are they age restricting a museum?? do they sell alcohol or something? lol

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

August 2014

i guess it's part of like the "night life". still fucking stupid. fuck the us. only place where I gotta be 21 to buy a drink

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2014

The age limit here is 18

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