> See friend commented on a video on FB > video titled "Crazy! Must see and share!" > watch because bored > guy laying on floor > girl squats and takes a shit in his mouth
I'm on skype with my cousin, and he just said he saw this video. It must be going around or something.
get home from the bar, smell the odor of shit in the air start to blame it on the cats until I go to take off my shoes big smear of shit embedded with pine needles on the bottom of my right shoe
apologized to the cats. cleaned up my favorite chucks.
this bitch comes in today trying to stop a foreclosure scheduled for tomorrow by filing a bankruptcy. to file, we have to show the court that she can afford all monthly bills in addition to a $420 monthly trustee payment and her $900 monthly mortgage payment. she's made a total of $520 in the last 6 months so, i work some magic on her budget and get everything pretty enough to file, taking up my entire lunch hour. i get all the paperwork ready and she starts arguing with me about the fees. she had already argued with the attorney previously, but i thought it was handled. basically, the least amount we could possibly file for is $75. she only had $50 and she lied to us about completing a credit counseling course, which is $45 if you do it through us. in desperation, she starts telling me and the attorney that we're being rude to her (ya know, for not paying her fees for her) and ends up leaving. this was about an hour ago. i've already received 3 phone calls from the main office wanting to know what happened and why she's so angry 8-| i fucking hate these people
Throw all my money at stock sitting at 700. Do the mission, shit rockets up to 1400. Yet it still says the stock is down 3% and when I try to sell them, I'm losing money when the stock has actually doubled.
Playing the market is what the missions are there for, Lester tells you as you're doing them. But yeah the problem I'm having is a straight up glitch because the price of the stock and the percentage it shows are completely opposite of each other. The might have changed just how much it adjusts after each mission. When I finally got it to work I made 30% increase when I think last time I got it at 70%
Lol my friend started smoking on the reg and now he's failing all his classes. Direct quote "I want to go to class but yeah then I get stoned like fuck it I'd rather go to the mall"
Nah dude. It's just this class. Like this essay has been giving me a hard time for a month now. Just all the bullshit prep and stuff. And I don't even smoke regularly. It's like once a month maybe
Same dentist fixed my teeth as last time and I told him what happened and he said "didnt you and your friend get in a fight that's the reason you were here last time? Im assuming booze was involved in both"
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I had the ApeWHY face for like the past 10 minutes.
start to blame it on the cats until I go to take off my shoes
big smear of shit embedded with pine needles on the bottom of my right shoe
apologized to the cats. cleaned up my favorite chucks.
Throw all my money at stock sitting at 700. Do the mission, shit rockets up to 1400. Yet it still says the stock is down 3% and when I try to sell them, I'm losing money when the stock has actually doubled.
Lol my friend started smoking on the reg and now he's failing all his classes. Direct quote "I want to go to class but yeah then I get stoned like fuck it I'd rather go to the mall"