YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

MenAreTrash

Did you not take sex ed?

LiveFreeDie

MetalCrusades said:

I've still never even seen a condom irl.

For you, I suppose you could make some good water balloons out of them.

FLAT

i post a tour and in the thread and even that gets deleted. get bent.

MetalCoresades

slapguitarer said:

Did you not take sex ed?

I took sex ed. They didn't give out condoms or show how to use one in my class.

mrAPE

MetalCrusades said:

I've still never even seen a condom irl.

I've got to call bullshit on this one you've been to a bunch of concerts in major cities there are always a condom or two laying on the sidewalk somewhere. Not to mention I know you have been to expo five and on each side of that venue on that strip of road you see several strip clubs and adult stores. Condoms be all over that area its not the best of neighborhoods

MetalCoresades

:-?? I somehow have avoided running into em.

MenAreTrash

I remembering seeing a used condom on the football field in middle school.

TiradesOfTruth

That made me think of the time in middle school we found a homemade bong around the baseball diamond and we lost our shit and had no idea what the hell to do with it.

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After summer slaughter there was a used condom and thong right outside the bathroom door as we were leaving, plus that area smelled like weed.

FLAT

in little league we put condoms on the bats and a kid batted with one on it )

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MetalCoresades

MenAreTrash

Ordered a record over a week ago and I haven't even been supplied with shipping info so I have no idea what's going with my record... :-w

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What record?

MenAreTrash

Children of God - We Set Fire To The Sky

MetalCoresades

I won the Birdemic Attack Pack sweepstakes about three months ago, and haven't recieved my prize, nor do I know what's going on with it.

FLAT

fucking pissed. dads going to the concert with me tomorrow.

Rex_Capone420

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FLAT

i know my mom put him up to it. maybe ill just leave without him.

MetalCoresades

Why is that a bad thing? Gives you a chance to bond with your father. My dad comes with to most of the shows I go to, and I think its awesome that he does.