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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    More than likely December. thing is it's been a couple days of this so far and shits hit the fan twice and been kicked out of the car ten miles from home once. my mom is insane. I love her and my whole family in the end, obviously, but its a living hell right now. they're super catholic too, so anything drugs or sex is out, drinking is strongly frowned upon.

    today was an event in itself. with the whole AC repair thing and the only entrance to the attic is through my closet. forgot all about the unused condoms I brought back from jersey. they found em. lost their shit. that one Im arguing till the end doe, because that's not a narcotic, I been legal age for five years, 0 :))
    I love winning with women
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    so basically the rundown from Jan till now:

    jan - may 16th: moved into apartment, stayed there, got best grades Ive gotten since I began college in 09.

    ---summer begins---

    may 17th - the bianca thing/no mdf/mad sudden debt/straight edge for ten days

    june - school funds run out, ohshit mode activated

    july - old pipe and accessories found, placed on house arrest, only money existing is from parents, hoop jumping begins

    august - condoms found, shit worsens for no reason at all

    feel like Im missing a few events, but here we are
    I love winning with women
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    all the problems because of a rat. bitches aint shit.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy
    that pussy was way up there
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Sounds pretty shitty but it is what it is. Everybody has to play the hand that they are dealt in life, there is no reshuffling of the deck. It sounds like you just have to get better at playing the game until you get a new hand. Clean your shit up and quit getting busted. Stick it out and know that the bullshit is only temporary if you keep on the right path and working towards your goals. It's like moving a big ass boulder to the other side of a hill. It might seem impossible at first, but you just have to move that fucking rock a little each day. As long as you move it a little each day, you will get there, and once you do, shit starts moving on its own. You just cant get overwhelmed and never start or stop moving the rock and hope it gets there on its own.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    Join the monastary.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    thats exactly what Id love to do after 12 years of catholic school, how did you know?
    I love winning with women
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Jobe said:

    Sounds pretty shitty but it is what it is. Everybody has to play the hand that they are dealt in life, there is no reshuffling of the deck. It sounds like you just have to get better at playing the game until you get a new hand. Clean your shit up and quit getting busted. Stick it out and know that the bullshit is only temporary if you keep on the right path and working towards your goals. It's like moving a big ass boulder to the other side of a hill. It might seem impossible at first, but you just have to move that fucking rock a little each day. As long as you move it a little each day, you will get there, and once you do, shit starts moving on its own. You just cant get overwhelmed and never start or stop moving the rock and hope it gets there on its own.

    Im just grateful its the final year of this even being in the cards at all. idk what I would do if this were happening three years ago.
    I love winning with women
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Just look forward to the day when you can finally tell your parents to shove it
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    cup said:

    thats exactly what Id love to do after 12 years of catholic school, how did you know?

    Become a monk, live in an orphanage, leave to become a luchador, win big, and run off and break your vows with a nun.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    Damn. Alex's family makes mine seem like a piece of cake. Good luck brah
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    Goddammit. Woke up after a 4 hour food coma ready for the day. Only 2am.

    #thestruggle
  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Bianca just liked that, then I refreshed and now its gone. =))
    :|
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm pretty thankful my parents gave 0 fucks. Sometimes I wish they would've gave a couple, but meh. It's better than having parents like Alex's.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    My mom straight up gave me a box of condoms when I turned 16, and said "don't give me any grandkids for at least another 5 years"
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    My mom was middle of the road.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    I've still never even seen a condom irl.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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