YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Gnomez

Bitch - jello wrestle her and take pics

KridesBrideBritt

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

i wont even bother with that
ill go straight up to putting some shit in her bed
i dont even care

She's not speaking to me. She called me "extra" and to "shut the fuck up". ) I love this apartment sometimes.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

ill slap her
ill seriously fucking slap her
little skinny nothing will go right through the wall

im like 'bro, you could have said something' and she said 'i did'
BITCH, I WASNT LISTENING TO ANYTHING ON MY HEADPHONES AT THE TIME!
YOU DIDNT SAY SHIT!

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

JLRedWing13 said:

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

ok i think i got that to work so its whatever but i really think i might kill my roommate in her sleep tonight

Why?

shes a disrespectful cunt

Anybody else feel like the kettle and the pot somehow had baby together and gave birth to this little nugget of irony?

1D_for_life

Kick her ass Bianca

KridesBrideBritt

Take a deep breath and steal her wand. Hide it here.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

Jobe said:

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

JLRedWing13 said:

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

ok i think i got that to work so its whatever but i really think i might kill my roommate in her sleep tonight

Why?

shes a disrespectful cunt

Anybody else feel like the kettle and the pot somehow had baby together and gave birth to this little nugget of irony?

bro, i havent even been here to be disrespectful
and either way, when i am, at least theres a reason
she has no reason to be just a bitch

Gnomez

Punch her in the twat

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

KridesBrideBritt said:

Take a deep breath and steal her wand. Hide it here.

i mean...Voldemort was a Slytherin :-?

Episode

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

little skinny nothing will go right through the wall

WAT DID U JUST SAY?
DO U EVEN LIFT.
FITE ME IRL 1V1 FGT.

Gnomez

Misstress B....I don't think cute little furry aminals use the term "cunt" :-??

KridesBrideBritt

And the bitches upstairs are cackling again. Sometimes I wish we had an RA in our building. My bed it too warm to go yell at them again.

KridesBrideBritt

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

KridesBrideBritt said:

Take a deep breath and steal her wand. Hide it here.

i mean...Voldemort was a Slytherin :-?

Exactly. You got the hat. Be the Slytherin.

OPP

She's prolly behind the nuke testing.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

Episode said:

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

little skinny nothing will go right through the wall

WAT DID U JUST SAY?
DO U EVEN LIFT.
FITE ME IRL 1V1 FGT.

if you saw her, youd know that anyone can take her

Gnomez

Is she a hottie?

KridesBrideBritt

She's tiny.

FLAT

:>

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

oh so i guess i dont have to worry about coming in quietly after radio tomorrow night
OH SORRY DID I DROP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR AND KNOCK OVER THINGS WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING?
im just so clumsy

Gnomez

KridesBrideBritt said:

She's tiny.

I said hottie
I didn't ask if she was a tub of lard