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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,861 spicy boy
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,003 spicy boy
    NolaMetal said:

    scheduled to work 3 - 9 today but we close at ten, million bucks says they try and get my to stay till 10.. pisses me the fuck off just schedule me to ten then.. and theyll ask me to do it at 8 50 when im all mentally ready to leave, i can feel it


    lmao my work does this to me almost every day....i work till 1015 tonight...we close at 1115....i try and say no and it never works

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I looked it up. I think you gotta be off on your dogs weight. assuming you have a large male

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_(dog)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever

    Boxer males 70 lbs, Lab males 85 lbs... but yours is 100lbs? Im not doubting you, but I wonder if your dog isnt mixed with a little of something else. Like maybe 5% great dane?

    Idk, our vet said that he thinks he may have some Bull Mastiff in him, just looking at his face, but only Boxer and Lab are in his official birth papers.

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Tell your parents to get a doggy DNA test. They are sweet. They are 50-75 dollars and they tell you exactly what breeds are in your dog. There is a 5% error rate, but it 100% eliminates breeds. Like when we had our dog tested the results came back 70-75% Boxer, 30-35% Beagle, 0% nothing else. So we know for sure that ours is a boxer-beagle mix with nothing else. she could be 70% or 75% boxer, however we know those are the only two breeds.

    ib4- dudewhat?yourdogisboxerbeagle?dafuck?
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    edited January 2013
  • doomslayer1doomslayer1 Posts: 51 salt miner
    Amazon, which does have some good cd's and shit send me an e-mail that they want everything on the up and up and so keep track of every email from seller to buyer and buyer to seller, INCLUDING MINE. Amazon, if I get sent shit from a company and you ask for my response, you gonna get it bitch. Don't then send me some stupid fucking email that for customer quality you keep track of all emails concerning this for two years, including my response. If you don't want to fucking know, don't ask motherfucker.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Christ, man. My mom is such... wow.

    "So, you're taking a women's studies course this semester??"

    "Yeah, it satisfies my last cultural credit."

    "SO YOU'RE OK WITH BEING IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF DYKES???"

    " :| Yeah, I don't... really see the ....problem..."

    "That doesn't weird you out at all??"

    "No, I don't really care. I'm not homophobic like you guys are or anything."

    "I'm not homophobic!! I just don't like them..."

    :| x1000
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    The generation/religious gap is really something in this family.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    edited January 2013
    As I type this, she's trying to persuade me to drop the course.............
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Your mother sounds pleasant
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    If you're straight, you're fine.

    Short haircut? Leave our home.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Wow.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I would go into your house and act like I was gay just to piss them off
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Put it this way... there's at least one crucifix in every room. My dad is a bit more accepting. My grandma was a racist on to of all of this, but she kept her thoughts to herself, and I have a lot of respect for her looking back on her life for that.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    No wonder you want to move to Jersey. Crazy desert people.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    It's really just my mom. Nobody else in my family is that outspoken about differences in religion or sexuality. My dad's side of the family don't really care for my mom underneath it all. It's kind of sad, but whatever.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    That sucks.

    I'm meeting my biological grandfather tomorrow. Totally nervous.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I'm glad nobody in my family is that bad. Not even close. I'm thankful most Californians have liberal tendencies, even Christfags. Not to say there aren't ignorant fucks, but they're not as noticeable
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

    I'm glad nobody in my family is that bad. Not even close. I'm thankful most Californians have liberal tendencies, even Christfags. Not to say there aren't ignorant fucks, but they're not as noticeable

    Yeah, that's partly where my confusion comes from too. My whole family is from California... my dad's side all from the bay area, and my mom from the LA area. You'd think she would have grown up around that kind of stuff to some degree, but I don't know. But what's really sad to me is that whenever I bring up my grandma (her mom), she tells me that she would be disappointed with me. I feel like that should get to me more than it does, but eh...
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