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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    no like this is out of the ordinary unstable if you can believe it
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i just need to hug my animals ok :(
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,669 moneytalker
    Cheer up B.
























    I'd hug you like an animal.
    >:D<
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    thats not true
    my dog isnt from a shelter
    my mom brought her home as a surprise when i was a wee lass
    turns out we did save her because she was sick and from a puppy mill and without us getting her, she would have died in the store
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,864 spicy boy
    angel was not from a shelter, my other dog phoenix is. i go both ways.
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,749 mod
    edited January 2013

    Wait you gave your dogs away? I could never imagine doing that.

    Well none of them were because we wanted to. I was too little to remember why we gave away our dalmatian, but our second dog had a biting problem and the last one gave my mom serious allergy problems. Giving that last one away broke my heart.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So over the break my wife and kids and I made a snowman. Nothing crazy but maybe close to 6 feet tall. Anyways, so annoying.... every night now she goes outside and spends 20 minutes barking at it because she thinks the snowman is trying to get us or something.

    dog is stupid.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    2 pages old but sorry about your kitty, distance. spoil it rotten until it heals!
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My Boxer/Lab Rocky, is a beast. He's like 100 Lbs. and is face to face wit me when he stands on his hind legs (He'll stand up and put his front legs over my shoulders.). Just too bad that he's an absolute pussy lol. Seriously the most bitchmade dog I ever seen, gets scared as fuck from everything. The dogs both stay in the kitchen (They've been roaming the house more and more as they get older, but they're still chewers somewhat, so they're in the kitchen when we're gone, and when we go to sleep.), and to keep them in there, we made a ghetto door out of a board, and it's like 4 1/2-5 feet tall. One morning, my Mom reorganized the plates and shelves in one of the high cabinets. She went in there like 30 minutes later, one of the shelves fell, and like 4 plates came crashing down. This motherfucker makes a run for it and literally fucking CLEARS the door, jumped clean over it. I was absolutely fucking dying. I didn't know he could jump like that, never made any effort. =)) But yea, he's a pussy. I get the feeling he'd be backed up in the corner if someone broke in. Funny thing is, due to his size, he looks like a beast, and also looks like a Pit Bull, so walking him down the street, motherfuckers would prolly be immediately walking the other way, but I don't think I've ever seen a more harmless dog.


    He respects the fuck outta me doe, he obeys me more than anyone else in the house. Anytime he's really acted up and chewed something up, ate our food, etc., I gave him a good smack (Inb4 abuse, I've never seriously hurt him. They're like little kids, they need it sometimes.), and after only a couple times of that, he knows who's boss. Now anytime I walk in on him chewing something, he immediately drops it, walks away, sits down, and bows his head like he's ashamed. Or I've walked in on him on the counter tryna grab something, and as soon as he sees me, he does the same thing. He doesn't do that wit anyone else in the house, he'll just keep doing whatever the fuck he's doing. I'd say that it's actual respect/obedience rather than fear, 'cause I remain his favorite person in the house, he always floats around me, sleeps by me, gets most excited to see me, etc. . Our bitch prefers my Mom.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Episode said:

    My Boxer/Lab Rocky, is a beast. He's like 100 Lbs.

    seriously? he sounds obese. My boxer is over weight, and she weighs maybe 80 lbs. maybe 75. I dont remember now.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,864 spicy boy
    Burnt my lip on a blunt and anytime it gets dry it rips and it fuckin hurts X(
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    today is already a bad day :-<
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    scheduled to work 3 - 9 today but we close at ten, million bucks says they try and get my to stay till 10.. pisses me the fuck off just schedule me to ten then.. and theyll ask me to do it at 8 50 when im all mentally ready to leave, i can feel it
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Episode said:

    My Boxer/Lab Rocky, is a beast. He's like 100 Lbs.

    seriously? he sounds obese. My boxer is over weight, and she weighs maybe 80 lbs. maybe 75. I dont remember now.

    No, he's actually real lean, his legs are swole as fuck. He's just tall as well. But yea, the vet said he's healthy, and his expected adult weight was 95+ Lbs. anyways.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Episode said:

    Episode said:

    My Boxer/Lab Rocky, is a beast. He's like 100 Lbs.

    seriously? he sounds obese. My boxer is over weight, and she weighs maybe 80 lbs. maybe 75. I dont remember now.

    No, he's actually real lean, his legs are swole as fuck. He's just tall as well. But yea, the vet said he's healthy, and his expected adult weight was 95+ Lbs. anyways.
    Does that come from his Lab side then? Cause I was pretty sure the average size for a female boxer is in around the neighborhood of 60 lbs. Correct me if im wrong.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I looked it up. I think you gotta be off on your dogs weight. assuming you have a large male

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_(dog)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever

    Boxer males 70 lbs, Lab males 85 lbs... but yours is 100lbs? Im not doubting you, but I wonder if your dog isnt mixed with a little of something else. Like maybe 5% great dane?
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