YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Necrothulhu

I hate it when people ask that.

"So when are you getting married?"
"When are you having kids"

When are you gonna stfu is what I say

KridesBrideBritt

My mom threw a roll at him.

Gnomez

How old is your mom B?
A mate of mine became a grandad at 40

KridesBrideBritt

42

monicaa

Gnomez said:

How old is your mom B?
A mate of mine became a grandad at 40

My mom became a grandma at 40 .whoops

Magson13

doomslayer1 said:

Be damn careful, my girlfriend didn't know they have cameras in the lights overhead and got her ass busted big time.

I didn't say to steal shit, I said to put it in the cart. That way when she gets to the register with the other people she's with, they'll end up paying for it for her without realizing it. Dumbass.

1D_for_life

MetalCrusades said:

Was slowing down at a red light, looked away for one second to see where I was, didn't completely stop and hit the car in front of me.

Late, but that happened to me about a year and a half ago. Only real incident I have ever had while driving.

FLAT

Wow dude pay attention to the fucking road are you fucking Kidding me?!

SkullAndCrossbones

i mean accidentally spilling milk is one thing but you should never ever make mistakes with anything else in life.

FLAT

Don't you dare.

monicaa

i am so over being pregnant, its ridiculous.

MetalSSlayer

Everything today has gotten on my nerves. I've been in a bad mood since the Lions game ended.

FLAT

You are not alone, man.

MetalSSlayer

Also, the intro to "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" annoys me. If you know all the other reindeer then why the fuck wouldn't you know the most famous one?

drinkwine732

MetalSSlayer said:

Everything today has gotten on my nerves. I've been in a bad mood since the Lions game ended.

MetalSSlayer said:

Also, the intro to "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" annoys me. If you know all the other reindeer then why the fuck wouldn't you know the most famous one?

Not sure there has ever been a series of posts on this forum that I've laughed harder at.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i need some serious boyfriend support right now and hes in bumblefuck Sedona with the god damn red rocks and no service

KridesBrideBritt

Everything smells like cigarette smoke in this room. If it wasn't so damn cold out and I wasn't sure I'd get lost, I'd go sit on the beach right now. I hate this smell.

sbs_will

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

i need some serious boyfriend support right now and hes in bumblefuck Sedona with the god damn red rocks and no service

Okay, we'll send him one of those supply drop planes.

FLAT

KridesBrideBritt said:

Everything smells like cigarette smoke in this room. If it wasn't so damn cold out and I wasn't sure I'd get lost, I'd go sit on the beach right now. I hate this smell.

fucking hate this. i can't be in the room with someone smoking a cig it sucks.



took my bed to school so i'm sleeping on the floor for break :-L

KridesBrideBritt

i_am_metaluprising said:

KridesBrideBritt said:

Everything smells like cigarette smoke in this room. If it wasn't so damn cold out and I wasn't sure I'd get lost, I'd go sit on the beach right now. I hate this smell.

fucking hate this. i can't be in the room with someone smoking a cig it sucks.



took my bed to school so i'm sleeping on the floor for break :-L

I'm at my Nana's right now and she's a heavy smoker and there were four other smokers here today. Pillow smelled terrible. The third bed I've slept in three days. My shoulder is killing me.