i didn't say he should rot in prison or anything....i was just simply saying he should not expect us to show sympathy for him not know how to drive...someone has to pick up the slack for ape in here
Every year while we cook the turkey at my house, we throw some bacon on the turkey for a bit then peel it off. It's one of my favorite parts of Thanksgiving. Well, this year the bacon was a bitch to peel off and we kinda said fuck it.
Every year while we cook the turkey at my house, we throw some bacon on the turkey for a bit then peel it off. It's one of my favorite parts of Thanksgiving. Well, this year the bacon was a bitch to peel off and we kinda said fuck it.
That sounds like a great tradition! Sad it did not cooperate
But I don't think Mc came in here for the purpose to get sympathy. Rex is just bored.
while i was just fucking with MC i feel like he is a little brother i have to help him bust out of his shell...i don't wish him to get sued or anything.. i do feel like most people don't take the risks of driving seriously enough
So this bitch hits me up, "How can you help me as far as working out?", and I asked "Well, what type of body are you going for?", and she's like "Well, I'm not fat, I'm skinny, but I'm pudgy and wanna be toned and have a firmer body, more solid basically.", and I said "Alright, then lift. Combined wit some cardio to get rid of the aforementioned "pudginess", but you wanna be toned and solid, you wanna lift. Muscle is what makes your body firm. And you being a female, you can deny it all you want to avoid looking vane, but I know you want a nice ass, and squats are the best thing you can do in that regard. For example, I'm getting a female ass because it's getting bigger and more rounded out, not what I'm aiming for, but it's something that comes wit squats, which I'm not gonna stop doing.". She then says "Ummm, yea, I dunno, I see what you're saying, but I don't wanna look like one of those female bodybuilders that look like men, that's gross.". And I was like "You're not gonna look like that naturally, all female bodybuilders literally HAVE to take Testosterone as a steroid to have that masculine look, testosterone and estrogen are the difference between male and female physiques. You, as a female, don't naturally produce testosterone, and therefore, won't get that swole look that guys who lift do. Not only that, but lifting isn't an irreversible process. As I said, you won't get anywhere near that swole masculine look without steroids, but say that you think you're looking too muscular regardless, just stop lifting or use lighter weight so you quit building muscle, it's not like once it's there, you can't get rid of it.", I then proceeded to send her pictures of some sexy ass toned up bitches to show her what she'd essentially look like, and she's like "Yea, I dunno, I trust your advice, I just don't wanna take the risk of looking all gross. It's hot on guys, but disgusting when a girl is all buff. I'll have to figure out another way.".
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while i was just fucking with MC i feel like he is a little brother i have to help him bust out of his shell...i don't wish him to get sued or anything.. i do feel like most people don't take the risks of driving seriously enough
nah i gotta work tomorrow morning no booze for me today
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BITCH, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN ASK ME THEN?