Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
are we still telling drunk stories? okay so this one time I got sooo drunk that I...
drank a 5th when i was like 15-16 at a friends party....wasted all night...like 3 am i decide to walk home but i only made it about 3 blocks and sat down leaning on a trash can and just about passed out when this car with no one i had ever met in it pulled up and said "you look like you need a ride home" i got up and jumped in and there were two other mexican dudes...i remember being scared as fuck but they just dropped me off at home
the lesson i learned:
if you wasted and need a ride just wait outside a gas station leaning on a trash can
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
You got stabbed?
In the butt.
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU. Jesus, we got chlorophyl man up here going on about god knows what, and all you can talk about is making out with me. PROCEED WITH THE CHLOROPHYL 8-X
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
You got stabbed?
In the butt.
Sounds like details only someone involved would know...
Chuck one time I ordered a shirt, and then afterwards I walked to the store for some cheetos, and I got fucking stabbed. So quit being a little bitch and just wait for your shirt to arrive.
Lol I've been misplacing like everything in my room. I tend to panic right away. One time I lost my debit card and found it like two hours later in my shoe...
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Just now got an email saying it's been shipped.
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drank a 5th when i was like 15-16 at a friends party....wasted all night...like 3 am i decide to walk home but i only made it about 3 blocks and sat down leaning on a trash can and just about passed out when this car with no one i had ever met in it pulled up and said "you look like you need a ride home" i got up and jumped in and there were two other mexican dudes...i remember being scared as fuck but they just dropped me off at home
the lesson i learned:
if you wasted and need a ride just wait outside a gas station leaning on a trash can
Today is just a terrible day. Absolutely terrible.
In the face.
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