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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    She fired me over voice mail too
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep

    She fired me over voice mail too</blockquote

    Spineless people..

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    Your telling me I have to go turn in my shit I'm def going to give her a peace of my mind. Have fun working at subway the rest of your life cunt
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

    She fired me over voice mail too

    Surely they can't do that?
  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Exhumed replaces guitarist with former member


    Official press release:

    Goregrind roadhounds Exhumed will bring their hymns of repugnance to the live arena again on this year's edition of the Summer Slaughter Tour, set to commence today at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles. This run will mark the return of former bassist Bud Burke, who will take the place of Wes Caley on guitar.

    Comments frontman Matt Harvey: "We're psyched to welcome Bud Burke back in the ranks of Exhumed, this time on lead guitar. For those of you who knew him as our bassist (from '99 - '04), you will be pleasantly surprised when he melts your face onstage with the band for the Summer Slaughter tour. Rob [Babcock], Mike [Hamilton] and I are all excited to have someone with killer chops and a deep history with the band on board. We look forward to coming to your town, drinking all your beer and then making fun of your record collection as usual! After the Canadian Ritual tour with Black Dahlia Murder, we made the decision to part ways with guitarist Wes Caley, and Bud was the perfect person to step in on lead guitar. I know Wes' new project, Downfall, is currently in the works and will be awesome and we wish him the best. In the meantime, we'll see all your drooling, sweaty faces on the road!"
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    Gnomez said:

    She fired me over voice mail too

    Surely they can't do that?
    it happened
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Give that bitch a double serving of a foot long Beavis teriyaki then
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,920 spicy boy
    I don't see Why she couldn't let me finish working. I had already put in my 2 weeks
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

    Exhumed replaces guitarist with former member


    Official press release:

    Goregrind roadhounds Exhumed will bring their hymns of repugnance to the live arena again on this year's edition of the Summer Slaughter Tour, set to commence today at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles. This run will mark the return of former bassist Bud Burke, who will take the place of Wes Caley on guitar.

    Comments frontman Matt Harvey: "We're psyched to welcome Bud Burke back in the ranks of Exhumed, this time on lead guitar. For those of you who knew him as our bassist (from '99 - '04), you will be pleasantly surprised when he melts your face onstage with the band for the Summer Slaughter tour. Rob [Babcock], Mike [Hamilton] and I are all excited to have someone with killer chops and a deep history with the band on board. We look forward to coming to your town, drinking all your beer and then making fun of your record collection as usual! After the Canadian Ritual tour with Black Dahlia Murder, we made the decision to part ways with guitarist Wes Caley, and Bud was the perfect person to step in on lead guitar. I know Wes' new project, Downfall, is currently in the works and will be awesome and we wish him the best. In the meantime, we'll see all your drooling, sweaty faces on the road!"

    That makes me sad in a way. Wes was a super fucking nice guy and I was looking forward to hanging out with he and Matt again at Summer Slaughter on Monday. I bet the new (old) guy is chill, but still bums me out.
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,986 spicy boy
    people on fb attaching their political agenda to the dark knight shooting last night can suck it
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I'm happy someone caught that :bz
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    These stupid fucking 13 year old kids behind me laughing obnoxiously and just saying shit like LOL 69got HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TXT ME BB HAHAHA PENIS LOLOLOL

    Imma destroy a motherfucker.
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,700 moneytalker
    Video or it didn't happen.
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  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    Jay is asleep (:|
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,700 moneytalker
    Time to draw on him with a sharpie.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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