top 5 most pain you've been in

laurjohn2

1. kidney stones
2. back
3. broke one ankle and sprained the other
4. split testicles open on handle bars on bike
5. got hammer stuck in back of head

sbs_will

1. catching fire when I was like 4

Jormungandr

Holy God, John.

laurjohn2

lolz..closest i came to death was drowning, but that wasn't painful

Mike

"4. split testicles open on handle bars on bike"

My friend did the same thing. His scar isn't pretty.

laurjohn2

"My friend did the same thing. His scar isn't pretty"

kid threw a stick in the tire and i got stuck and flew over the handlebars, catching on the way by

Mike

Ah, my friend was doing a catwalk and messed up. He slipped off the seat and his sack fell right onto the fast spinning back tire.

laurjohn2

ouch

Mike

Yup, it's actually how we met <_>

balanced_void91

1. Getting my fingernail ripped off from a slam door when i was 4
2. Getting an Ingrown Toenail pulled out because docter didnt put enough anestetic
3. Twisting ankle first time skate boarding, never tried it since
4. First time getting drunk off Hawkeye Vodka and getting alcohal poisoning
5. some other time I got alcohal poisoning

ComptonAssBerto

1. Surgery, awake.
2. Broken Wrist
3. Busted my lip when i fell onto the edge of a wooden bench
4. Sprained ankle
5. Cut my dick on my my bike.

cannibiscorpse

1. split my head open when i fell on the corner of a sharp table edge
2. fixing a cavity without anesthetic for about an hour
3. appendicitis
4. hit in the dick with a medicine ball
5. Doctor hit my kneecap with those small hammer things when it was bruised

JLRedWing13

The only thing I can remember that was really painful was hitting my head on a fire hydrant when I was in elementary school....

cannibiscorpse

oh come on, you've had worse i bet. you're older than me and you haven't even broken a bone?

JLRedWing13

I have not.

cannibiscorpse

punched in the kidney? cut up? attacked by care bears? come on anything at all!

Mike

1. Had cuts on my legs, went in a hot tub, bacteria infested my cuts and oozed
2. Slammed my kneecap through a floor vent
3. Got hit in the balls with a hard thrown football
4. Almost broke my tail bone snowboarding
5. Got a filling with almost no anesthetic

I'm sure I've had worse, but those are what come to mind.

cannibiscorpse

"1. Had cuts on my legs, went in a hot tub, bacteria infested my cuts and oozed"

That's brutal! i'm gonna make a death metal song about that called silent killers or something

"5. Got a filling with almost no anesthetic"

sucks ass doesn't it? it hurt so fucking bad when they started drilling into my tooth and hit it with air

Mike

"That's brutal! i'm gonna make a death metal song about that called silent killers or something"

Yeah, I'll post pictures of the infected cuts if you want

"sucks ass doesn't it? it hurt so fucking bad when they started drilling into my tooth and hit it with air"

Yeah, the scraping part was the worst.

Mike

Oh, I also stepped in burning tar.

cannibiscorpse

ouch