TYRA RECEIVES AND ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL "DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE TALK SHOW TRINITY DOWN?" TUFFY RASPS INTO MIC HOOKED TO A SHITY P.A. WITH SOME REVERB EFFECT. "WHO IS THIS? HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER " TYRA BARKS BACK. "THATS NOT THE ISSUE HEAR YOU SACK OF OPRAH **** AND DOG BONES YOU BETTER BE AT THE NBC STUDIO 69 TOMORROW AT HIGH NOON. BRING WEAPONS THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE THERE PHIL, ELLEN AND MURRY" TUFFY ANNOUNCES IN A STERN VOICE. "I'LL BE THERE AND ONCE THERE DEAD I'M COMING FOR YOU" TYRA SAYS SLAMMING THE PHONE DOWN. TIME TO MAKE SOME PREPARATIONS TUFFY DECIDES. THAT NIGHT TUFFY WAITS OUT SIDE A LOCAL CHURCH'S CHOIR PRACTICE HE KNOWS NOTHING IS MORE DEADLY TO TYRA THEN THE CUM OF AN ORDAINED MINISTER EXCRETED THROUGH THE ASS OR MOUTH OF BAPTIZED MALE. NO BETTER PLACE TO FIND THE DEADLY SEAMEN THEN CHOIR PRACTICE LATE ON A SAT DAY NIGHT. HE WAITS PATIENTLY SMOKING HIGH GRADE METHAMPHETAMINE WITH SHOT GUN IN HAND FOR CHOIR TO LET OUT. THE FIRST WAVE OF YOUNG BOYS DESCENDS THE HOLY STEPS TUFFY HAS NO TIME TO DILLY DALLY SO HE UNLESHIS A COUPLE OF SLUGS INTO THE YOUNGEST BOYS. THERE BLOOD EXPLODES INTO THE GROUP LEAVING THEM SOAKED IN CRIMSON RED SPLATTER. LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN AND NO ONE ELSE HAS TO DIE. THE GOD WORSHIPING LITTLE BITCH'S QUICKLY LOAD INTO THE VAN SOME CRYING AND WHIMPERING ONE ATTEMPTS TO CHARGE TUFFY. AFTER SOME BONE CRUSHING BLOWS TO COLLOR BONE. TUFFY DROPS THE BUT OF THE 12 GAGE STRAIGHT IN TO HIS NOSE IN SINKS DEEP INTO HIS SKULL AND THE BOY SLOWLY TWITCHES OUT HIS LAST SECONDS OF LIFE. "NOW WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE SO YOU COCK SUCKERS BETTER KEEP YOUR GOD DAM MOUTH SHUT" TUFFY YELLS OUT PSYCHOTICALLY,
TUFFY DRIVES THE VAN IN TO THE DESERT TO A LITTLE MAKE SHIFT CAMP THAT HAS BEEN HIS HOME BASE SINCE EXTERMANATING DUREST. HE THEN INDUCES THE BOYS TO VOMIT BUY BRUTALLY BEATING THERE GUTS WITH SHOTGUN AND HAS THEM STRAIN OUT THE BILE (WITH PLENTY OF MINISTER CUM IN IT) AND LOAD IT INTO TO A COLLECTION OF SUPER SOAKER'S. WHEN THE WEAPONS ARE FILLED HE EXECUTES ALL THE CHOIR BOYS WITH A SHOT GUN BLAST TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD. THINKING TO HIM SELF CANT MAKE AN OMELET WITH OUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. TUFFY FINISHED OFF HIS BOTTLE OF J.D. AND GETS SOME MUCH NEEDED REST. SUNDAY 8:00A.M. TUFFY LOADS THE VAN AND HEADS TOWARD STUDIO 69. ARRIVING AT 10:00A.M. HE SEES THAT TYRA HAS ALL READY SECURED THE PERIMETER JUST AS HE SUSPECTED. TUFFY PARKS THE VAN A FEW BLOCKS AWAY LOADS THE SUPER SOAKER'S IN TO A DUFFEL BAG AND HEADS INTO THE LOT THROUGH A BACK ALLY WHERE HE REMOVES THE JUGGLER OUT OF ONE OF TYRAS GUARDS THROAT USING HIS TRUSTY CAPS KEY. HE TAKES THE GUARDS RADIO AND CONTINUES TO CHECK IN WITH TYRAS SECURITY TEAM. SMOKING SOME ANGEL DUST AND CRACK TUFFY WAITS FOR THE TRINITY TO ARRIVE. THEN HE HEARS OVER THE RADIO "THEY ARE ARRIVING, ALL 3 LIMOS ARE COMING THROUGH THE MAIN GATE. TUFFY GETS ON THE RADIO AND STARTSYELLING OUT "ITS AN AMBUSH GET TYRA OUT! GET HER OUT NOW!! WE ARE CLEAR ON THE REAR EXIT".
TYRAS SECURITY TEAM COMES RUNNING OUT THE BACK DOOR OF THE STUDIO JUST IN TIME TO SMELL THE GASOLINE SOAKED ALLY WAY. TUFFY DROPS A BOOK OF MATCHES INTO THE FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND 4 TEAM MEMBERS GO UP IN FLAMES. THE FULLY AUTOMATIC UZI START FIRING AS THERE FINGERS TWITCH FROM THE PAIN OF BEING BURNT ALIVE(LIKE THE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ALBUM COVER). THEN TYRA WALKS INTO TO THE FLAMES UN HARMED BY THE HEAT, AND SCOWLS AT TUFFY AS SHE STARTS RUNNING DOWN THE ALLY. "YOU MOTHERS MOTHER FUCKER YOU ENTRAILS ARE MINE" TYRA YELPS AS SHE CHARGES. AS SHE CLOESES IN ON TUFFY 20 FEET 15, 10, 5 TUFFY PULLS ONE OF THE SOAKER'S AND UNLEASHES THE MINISTER CUM BILE INTO TYRA'S CHEST SHE HOWLS IN AGONY AND WILDLY SWINGS A TALON AT TUFFY TEARING A CHUNK OUT OF TUFFY LEFT ARM. TUFFY SHOVES THE SUPER SOAKER THROUGH ITS EYE SHE VIOLENTLY JERKS HER HEAD SIDE TO SIDE BREAKING THE TIP OF THE PLASTIC WEAPON OFF IN HER HEAD. CUM BILE OZZING DOWN HER FACE SHE LUNGES AT TUFFY ONCE MORE. THIS TIME TUFFY IS READY HE DROPS THE WATER GUN AND PULLS OUT HE TRUSTY CAPS KEY AND BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE. HE SWINGS THE J.D. INTO HER TALON SLICING IT OFF AND THRUSTS THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO HER CHEST. "THATS IT TYRA NOW ITS TIME TO GET RAPED TO DEATH TUFFY STYLE" TUFYY SAYS WITH A BIG SHIT EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE. THEN TUFFY DRIVES THE J.D. BOTTLE INTO TO HER SHOULDER PINNING TYRA TO A CREATE BEHIND HER.TUFFY PULLS UP A MINI SOAKER AND CUTS HER LEGS OFF WITH THE CAUTERIZING STREAM FLOWING FROM THE TIP OF THE SQUIRT GUN . THEN FORCES THE BARREL DEEP INTO THE BEAST AND PULLS THE TRIGGER ALL THE WHILE STILL GAUGING HER HEART OUT WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY. AFTER ABOUT A MINUTE TYRA LAYS LIMP. TUFFY COLLECTS THE REST OF THE SUPER SOAKER'S AND DOSES THE REMAINS WHEN HE IS DONE ALL THERE IS A PUDDLE OF BLOOD, CUM AND BILE AND A FEW DOG AND MONKEY BONES. 2 DOWN 1 TO GO OPRAH NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU.
"AGGHHH YOU FUCKING LITTLE RETARD HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED HE IS FAR MORE POWERFUL THEN WE ANTICIPATED, TYRA IS DEAD DURST WAS EXTERMINATED I WONDER WHO IS HE COMING FOR NEXT. ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER ME" OPRAH SPEWS OUT AS SHE GORGES HER SELF ON BLENDED BABY FETUS. "THATS RIGHT YOU OVER SIZED **** AND IT IS GOING JUST AS WE PLANNED " SATAN SAYS WITH A SLY SMILE. "THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK OR I'LL SEND HIM AFTER YOU" OPRAH MUMBLES AS SHE REGURGITATES SOME BONE MARROW. "IT WILL WORK DONT WORRY IT WILL WORK" SATAN CHUCKLES OUT LOUD.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK" TUFFY YELLS AT KOREAN MIDGET WHORE, THEN CONTINUES TO WASH THE BLOOD AND MINISTER CUM BILE OFF HIS CLOTHING, ARMS AND NECK. TUFFY WALKS INTO THE BEDROOM OFF THE 5 STAR HOTEL THE MIDGET PULLS OUT HER GLASS EYE AND TUFFY FORCES HER OPEN SOCKET ONTO HIS COCK AND BREATHS A DEEP SIGH. THAT NIGHT TUFFY MANY A HORRIBLE NIGHTMERES. GOD HOLDING HIM DOWN AND RAPING HIS SOUL AWAY. AN ARMY 500 OPRAHS CHARGING HIS WITHERED RAPED CARCASS AND FEASTING ON HIS BONES. HIS NUTS RESTING ON A ANVIL, TYRA AND DURST BASHING THEM TO A BLOODY PULP WITH 20 POUND SLEDGE HAMMERS. HE AWAKES SHITS IN THE MIDGETS EYE HOLE SENDS HER ON HER WAY. AFTER TAKING A LARGE HIT OFF HIS CRACK PIPE HE DECIDES A TANK IS WHAT HE IS GOING TO NEED TO GET CLOSE TO OPRAH. SO A TANK IS FIRST ON HIS LIST OF WEAPONS TO ACQUIRE. STILL THE FACT REMAINS GETTING A TANK COULD PROVE TO BE DIFFICULT, BUT TUFFY KNOWS WHERE KRISTY ALLY LIVES AND THAT WILL WORK OUT JUST AS WELL. ARRIVING A KRISTY TUFFY TIES A 5 POUND BAG OF RAW HAMBURGER SOAKED IN LIQUID SUGAR AND DEEP FRIED IN LARD TO A 10 FOOT LONG STICK. BY THE TIME HE IS 50 FEET FROM KRISTYS FRONT DOOR HE HEARS HER HOWLS "HUNGRY!! HUNGRY!!!" KRISY PLOWS THE FRONT DOOR OF HER HOME DOWN AND CHARGES TUFFY MUCH LIGHTER ON HIS FEET MOUNTS THE BEHEMOTH AND DANGLES THE FRIED GOODNESS IN FRONT OF HER FACE. TUFFY THEN LEADS KRISY TO DARK LAIR OF OPRAH
TUFFY PREPARES FOR BATTLE AS TANK THE BEHEMOTH (A.K.A. KRISTY ALLY) CHARGES TROUGH THE STREETS GRUNTING OVER AND OVER AGAIN "HUUNNNGGGRRRYY! HUNGRY!!! HUNGGRRYY!!!" AND FEEDING ON THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS IN THE STREET. AT LAST THEY ARRIVE AT THE MANSION OF VAST EVIL THE DWELLING OF THE OPRAH. SURE ENOUGH 100+ ARMED GUARDS ARE WAITING FOR TUFFY AND THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY GRABS A FAT ROLL TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM THE WAVES OF GUN FIRE. THE SMALL SHARDS OF LEAD HAVE NO EFFECT TO KRISTY FOR THEY ARE ABSORBED INTO HER OUTER LAYER. TUFFY LEADS TANK STRAIGHT TO THE FETUS STORAGE FREEZER IF HE CAN CUT OFF OPRAHS FETUS SUPPLIES SHE WILL NOT DOUBT BE WEAKENED. THE BEHEMOTH MOUTH IS 8 FEET TALL AND 12 FEET WIDE SHE USES IT LIKE A WHALE HUNTING FOR KRILL INHALING 4 TO FIVE GUARDS IN A SINGLE BREATH. BY THE TIME THEY MAKE IT TO THE FREEZER 100+ MEN IS REDUCED TO 25 SECURITY OFFICERS RUNNING FOR THERE LIFE'S. TUFFY SEES THE HALF MAN HALF MONKEY SHRIEKING OUT "NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE AIDS" HE REACHES INTO HIS BUCKET OF AFRICAN CHILDREN SCALPS AND STARTS HURLING THE AIDS INFESTED SCALPS AT TUFFY AND THE BEHEMOTH. KRISTY TRYS TO INHALE THE LITTLE BASTARD BUT IT GRABS THE SCALP BUCKET WITH ITS TAIL AND CLIMBS A NEAR BY WALL SAFELY OUT OF REACH OF THE BEHEMOTHS GRASP. MONKEY MAN IS ALL THE WAY UP THE WALL IN A FLASH AND JUMPS ON TO THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY HAS TO DROP THE DEEP FRIED MEAT SNACK TO ARM HIMSELF. WHEN THE STICK HITS THE GROUND KRISTY LUNGES FORWARD AND INHALES THE DEEP FRIED GOODNESS. TUFFY IS ARMED WITH BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE AND HIS CAPS LOCK KEY "LETS DO THIS MONKEY BOY" TUFFY SPITS THE WORDS OUT LIKE VENOM.
OPRAH WATCHES THE BATTLE UNFOLD FROM A SAFE ROOM ON THE ROOF OF HER MANSION. SHE LOOKS TO SATAN AND SPITS UP A BIT OF FETUS FOOT AND EYE ONTO HER CHEST. "WE ALL READY HAVE 3 CAMERAS DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE KRISTY WILL END UP EATING THE OTHERS BEFORE THIS FIGHT IS OVER, LETS GET ON THE MOVE" THE WORDS GERGGLE OUT OF HER MOUTH AS SHE CONSUMES MORE FETUS. "AGREED LETS MOVE HE WILL BE WAITING" SATAN SAYS WITH A SHARP TONGUE. "OPRAH AIR ONE COME IN" OPRAH SAYS IN TO A MIC ON THE CONTROL CONSOUL. "WE READ YOU GREAT ONE, WHAT IS THY BIDDING" THE VOICE COMING THRU THE MONITOR SYSTEM SAYS. OPRAH REGURGITATES SOME CHUNKS OF FETUS SKULL AND GUTS ONTO THE CONSOL AND GRUNTS "PICK UP! NOW!!". "YES OUR ETA IS 8 MINS" THE VOICE SAYS STERNLY.
"OMBABMA WADA WALAL DO TO TADA GOTTATATA!!!" THE MONKEY CREATURE YELLS OUT MID CHARGE. "YOUR IN AMERICA NOW YOU AFRO SCALP EATING BASTARD WE SPEAK MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH" TUFFY BARKS BACK. 2 AIDS INFESTED SCALPS WIZZ BY TUFFY'S HEAD, MONKEY BOY AND TUFFY'S FOOTING IS SHAKEY AT BEST AS TANK THE BEHEMOTH CONSUMES EVERY THING IN ITS PATH WHILE CHARGING THROUGH THE MANSION. TUFFY PULLS OUT HIS TRUSTY CRACK PIPE TAKES A HUGE HIT AND HURLS IT AT MONKEY BOY. IT NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD, STUNNED MONKEY BOY TRYS TO REPOSITION HIM SELF, TO LATE TUFFY USES HIS CAP LOCK KEY LIKE A SICKLE AND SLICES DEEP IN TO MONKEY'S AKILIES TENDON . THE CREATURES YELPS AND FALLS BACK ONTO THE BEHEMOTH TUFFY JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM AND GORES HIS THROUT WITH THE J.D. BOTTLE TUFFY PROCEEDS TO CUT THROUGH THE SPINE WITH THE BROKEN J.D. BOTTL UNTIL MONKEY'S HEAD IS REMOVED AND THEN AMPUTATES HIS LEFT HAND. TUFFY SEES A NEAR BY STAIR CASE AND JUMPS ON TO IT. TANK CONTINUES ITS RAMPAGE HOWLING OUT "HUNGRY HUNGRY!!" FADING AS TUFFY ASCENDS THE STAIRS WITH THE HEAD AND HAND TIED TO HIS J.D. HOLSTER.
ON THE 4TH FLOOR THERE IS A LARGE BLAST DOOR WITH A RETINA SCAN UNIT TUFFY DANGLES THE DECAPITATED HEAD IN FRONT OF IT "ACCESS GRANTED" A DIGITAL VOICES SAYS. THE BLAST DOOR SLIDE OPEN TUFFY CHARGES INTO THE NEXT ROOM IT IS SOME KIND OF MAIN CONTROL ROOM FOR THE MANSION. THERE IS LITTLE PUDDLES OF HALF DIGESTED FETUS EVERY WHERE. TUFFY KNEELS DOWN AND TOUCHES THE PUKE STILL WARM OPRAH MUST BE NEAR BY. THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER EXIT AT THE REAR OF THE ROOM IT IS AN ELEVATOR HE HOPS ON AND HEADS TO THE ROOF. EXITING THE ELEVATOR HE SEES OPRAH AND TO HIS SURPRISE SATAN STANDING TOGETHER WAITING FOR THE CHOPPER THAT HOVERING IN FOR A SET DOWN. TUFFY PULLS THE MONKEY HEAD FREE AND HURLS IT AT OPRAH SHE TURNS OPENS HER MOUTH AND CONSUMES THE HEAD IN ONE BIT. SATAN LOOKS AT TUFFY TURNS RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE ROOF OF THE MANSION. OPRAH'S MINIONS BEGIN THE LOADING PROCESS OF GETTING OPRAH ONTO THE CHOPPER. 2 GUARDS OPEN FIRE ON TUFFY HE DIVES FOR COVER AND PULLS HIS WEAPONS OUT. TUFFY CHARGES THE CHOPPER LUNGES ONTO OPRAH VICIOUSLY HACKING INTO OPRAHS FATTY LAYERS. OPRAH HOWLS AND SWINGS ITS ARMS WILDLY TUFFY DRIVES HIS J.D. INTO THE BASE OF OPRAHS NECK AND STARTS POUNDING ON IT WITH THE CAPS KEY. IT KEEPS SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER THROUGH MANY LAYERS OF FAT AND FLESH. AT THIS POINT TUFFY AS TAKEN MANY GUN SHOT WOUNDS HE FEELS NOTHING FOR THE ANGEL DUST IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM. FINALLY HE HITS SPINE HE DRIVES THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO THE HOLE HOOKS IT AROUND THE SPINE TWIST AND PULLS OPRAH HEAD FALLS LIMP. TUFFY JUMPS OFF OPRAH AND SLAUGHTERS THE THREE GUARDS AND THE CHOPPER PILOT. STANDING THERE BLEEDING OUT AND UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
STANDING ON THAT ROOF TOP BLEEDING OUT AND NOT CARING ANY MORE THE DECEIVER FINALLY EXTINGUISHED. TUFFY LAYS ON HIS BACK AND STARES AT THE SKY SLOWLY FADING FROM THIS WORLD. JUST BEFORE HIS EYES CLOSE THERE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT FROM ABOVE DESCENDING ONTO HIM AND A VOICE "MY CHILD YOU HAVE DONE WELL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THIS PLANE". ALL OF A SUDDEN TUFFYS HEART SPEEDS UP TO A NORMAL PACE HIS LUNGS DRAIN OF BLOOD THE STRENGTH RETURNS TO HIS ARMS AND LEGS HE STANDS. THERE IS A MUSCULAR GREY HAIR AND GREY BEADED SHIRTLESS MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM. "GOD!" TUFFY SAYS IN A SURPRISED VOICE. "YES" THE SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. "BUT YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR, YOU NEED TO ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN" TUFFY PROCLAIMS IN AN ANGRY VOICE. "MY WILL IS GREATER THEN YOU CAN EVER KNOW TRUST MY CHILD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED, NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE" GOD VOICE POUNDING INTO TUFFYS HEAD SO HE TURNS AND WALKS TOWARD THE ELEVATOR. ONCE IN THE ELEVATOR TUFFYS SENSES RETURN AND HE HEADS BACK TO THE ROOF. AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN THERE IS SATAN ASS FUCKING GOD WHILE HE IS FEASTING ON OPRAHS REMAINS. TUFFY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND RAISES A PALM TO HIS FACE "NOT AGAIN" TUFFYS SAYS IS A SHAKY VOICE THAT IS TUFFY'S LEGEND STAY TUNED FOR THE CHRONICLE'S OF TUFFY
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HOOKED TO A SHITY P.A. WITH SOME REVERB EFFECT. "WHO IS THIS? HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER " TYRA BARKS BACK.
"THATS NOT THE ISSUE HEAR YOU SACK OF OPRAH **** AND DOG BONES YOU BETTER BE AT THE NBC STUDIO 69 TOMORROW AT HIGH
NOON. BRING WEAPONS THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE THERE PHIL, ELLEN AND MURRY" TUFFY ANNOUNCES IN A STERN VOICE.
"I'LL BE THERE AND ONCE THERE DEAD I'M COMING FOR YOU" TYRA SAYS SLAMMING THE PHONE DOWN. TIME TO MAKE SOME
PREPARATIONS TUFFY DECIDES. THAT NIGHT TUFFY WAITS OUT SIDE A LOCAL CHURCH'S CHOIR PRACTICE HE KNOWS NOTHING
IS MORE DEADLY TO TYRA THEN THE CUM OF AN ORDAINED MINISTER EXCRETED THROUGH THE ASS OR MOUTH OF BAPTIZED MALE.
NO BETTER PLACE TO FIND THE DEADLY SEAMEN THEN CHOIR PRACTICE LATE ON A SAT DAY NIGHT. HE WAITS PATIENTLY SMOKING
HIGH GRADE METHAMPHETAMINE WITH SHOT GUN IN HAND FOR CHOIR TO LET OUT. THE FIRST WAVE OF YOUNG BOYS DESCENDS THE
HOLY STEPS TUFFY HAS NO TIME TO DILLY DALLY SO HE UNLESHIS A COUPLE OF SLUGS INTO THE YOUNGEST BOYS. THERE BLOOD
EXPLODES INTO THE GROUP LEAVING THEM SOAKED IN CRIMSON RED SPLATTER. LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS GET
IN THE FUCKING VAN AND NO ONE ELSE HAS TO DIE. THE GOD WORSHIPING LITTLE BITCH'S QUICKLY LOAD INTO THE VAN SOME
CRYING AND WHIMPERING ONE ATTEMPTS TO CHARGE TUFFY. AFTER SOME BONE CRUSHING BLOWS TO COLLOR BONE. TUFFY DROPS
THE BUT OF THE 12 GAGE STRAIGHT IN TO HIS NOSE IN SINKS DEEP INTO HIS SKULL AND THE BOY SLOWLY TWITCHES OUT HIS
LAST SECONDS OF LIFE. "NOW WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE SO YOU COCK SUCKERS BETTER KEEP YOUR GOD DAM MOUTH SHUT"
TUFFY YELLS OUT PSYCHOTICALLY,
HE THEN INDUCES THE BOYS TO VOMIT BUY BRUTALLY BEATING THERE GUTS WITH SHOTGUN AND HAS THEM STRAIN OUT THE BILE
(WITH PLENTY OF MINISTER CUM IN IT) AND LOAD IT INTO TO A COLLECTION OF SUPER SOAKER'S. WHEN THE WEAPONS ARE FILLED
HE EXECUTES ALL THE CHOIR BOYS WITH A SHOT GUN BLAST TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD. THINKING TO HIM SELF CANT MAKE AN OMELET
WITH OUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. TUFFY FINISHED OFF HIS BOTTLE OF J.D. AND GETS SOME MUCH NEEDED REST. SUNDAY 8:00A.M.
TUFFY LOADS THE VAN AND HEADS TOWARD STUDIO 69. ARRIVING AT 10:00A.M. HE SEES THAT TYRA HAS ALL READY SECURED THE
PERIMETER JUST AS HE SUSPECTED. TUFFY PARKS THE VAN A FEW BLOCKS AWAY LOADS THE SUPER SOAKER'S IN TO A DUFFEL BAG AND
HEADS INTO THE LOT THROUGH A BACK ALLY WHERE HE REMOVES THE JUGGLER OUT OF ONE OF TYRAS GUARDS THROAT USING HIS TRUSTY
CAPS KEY. HE TAKES THE GUARDS RADIO AND CONTINUES TO CHECK IN WITH TYRAS SECURITY TEAM. SMOKING SOME ANGEL DUST AND
CRACK TUFFY WAITS FOR THE TRINITY TO ARRIVE. THEN HE HEARS OVER THE RADIO "THEY ARE ARRIVING, ALL 3 LIMOS ARE COMING
THROUGH THE MAIN GATE. TUFFY GETS ON THE RADIO AND STARTSYELLING OUT "ITS AN AMBUSH GET TYRA OUT! GET HER OUT NOW!!
WE ARE CLEAR ON THE REAR EXIT".
TUFFY DROPS A BOOK OF MATCHES INTO THE FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND 4 TEAM MEMBERS GO UP IN FLAMES. THE FULLY AUTOMATIC UZI
START FIRING AS THERE FINGERS TWITCH FROM THE PAIN OF BEING BURNT ALIVE(LIKE THE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ALBUM COVER).
THEN TYRA WALKS INTO TO THE FLAMES UN HARMED BY THE HEAT, AND SCOWLS AT TUFFY AS SHE STARTS RUNNING DOWN THE ALLY.
"YOU MOTHERS MOTHER FUCKER YOU ENTRAILS ARE MINE" TYRA YELPS AS SHE CHARGES.
AS SHE CLOESES IN ON TUFFY 20 FEET 15, 10, 5 TUFFY PULLS ONE OF THE SOAKER'S AND UNLEASHES THE MINISTER CUM BILE
INTO TYRA'S CHEST SHE HOWLS IN AGONY AND WILDLY SWINGS A TALON AT TUFFY TEARING A CHUNK OUT OF TUFFY LEFT ARM. TUFFY
SHOVES THE SUPER SOAKER THROUGH ITS EYE SHE VIOLENTLY JERKS HER HEAD SIDE TO SIDE BREAKING THE TIP OF THE PLASTIC
WEAPON OFF IN HER HEAD. CUM BILE OZZING DOWN HER FACE SHE LUNGES AT TUFFY ONCE MORE. THIS TIME TUFFY IS READY HE
DROPS THE WATER GUN AND PULLS OUT HE TRUSTY CAPS KEY AND BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE. HE SWINGS THE J.D. INTO HER TALON SLICING
IT OFF AND THRUSTS THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO HER CHEST. "THATS IT TYRA NOW ITS TIME TO GET RAPED TO DEATH TUFFY STYLE"
TUFYY SAYS WITH A BIG SHIT EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE. THEN TUFFY DRIVES THE J.D. BOTTLE INTO TO HER SHOULDER PINNING
TYRA TO A CREATE BEHIND HER.TUFFY PULLS UP A MINI SOAKER AND CUTS HER LEGS OFF WITH THE CAUTERIZING STREAM FLOWING
FROM THE TIP OF THE SQUIRT GUN . THEN FORCES THE BARREL DEEP INTO THE BEAST AND PULLS THE TRIGGER ALL THE WHILE STILL
GAUGING HER HEART OUT WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY. AFTER ABOUT A MINUTE TYRA LAYS LIMP. TUFFY COLLECTS THE REST OF THE
SUPER SOAKER'S AND DOSES THE REMAINS WHEN HE IS DONE ALL THERE IS A PUDDLE OF BLOOD, CUM AND BILE AND A FEW DOG AND
MONKEY BONES. 2 DOWN 1 TO GO OPRAH NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU.
TO BE CONTINUED.........
TYRA IS DEAD DURST WAS EXTERMINATED I WONDER WHO IS HE COMING FOR NEXT. ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER ME" OPRAH SPEWS OUT AS
SHE GORGES HER SELF ON BLENDED BABY FETUS. "THATS RIGHT YOU OVER SIZED **** AND IT IS GOING JUST AS WE PLANNED "
SATAN SAYS WITH A SLY SMILE. "THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK OR I'LL SEND HIM AFTER YOU" OPRAH MUMBLES AS SHE REGURGITATES
SOME BONE MARROW. "IT WILL WORK DONT WORRY IT WILL WORK" SATAN CHUCKLES OUT LOUD.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK" TUFFY YELLS AT KOREAN MIDGET WHORE, THEN CONTINUES TO WASH THE BLOOD
AND MINISTER CUM BILE OFF HIS CLOTHING, ARMS AND NECK. TUFFY WALKS INTO THE BEDROOM OFF THE 5 STAR HOTEL THE MIDGET
PULLS OUT HER GLASS EYE AND TUFFY FORCES HER OPEN SOCKET ONTO HIS COCK AND BREATHS A DEEP SIGH. THAT NIGHT TUFFY MANY
A HORRIBLE NIGHTMERES. GOD HOLDING HIM DOWN AND RAPING HIS SOUL AWAY. AN ARMY 500 OPRAHS CHARGING HIS WITHERED RAPED
CARCASS AND FEASTING ON HIS BONES. HIS NUTS RESTING ON A ANVIL, TYRA AND DURST BASHING THEM TO A BLOODY PULP WITH
20 POUND SLEDGE HAMMERS. HE AWAKES SHITS IN THE MIDGETS EYE HOLE SENDS HER ON HER WAY. AFTER TAKING A LARGE HIT OFF
HIS CRACK PIPE HE DECIDES A TANK IS WHAT HE IS GOING TO NEED TO GET CLOSE TO OPRAH. SO A TANK IS FIRST ON HIS LIST
OF WEAPONS TO ACQUIRE. STILL THE FACT REMAINS GETTING A TANK COULD PROVE TO BE DIFFICULT, BUT TUFFY KNOWS WHERE
KRISTY ALLY LIVES AND THAT WILL WORK OUT JUST AS WELL. ARRIVING A KRISTY TUFFY TIES A 5 POUND BAG OF RAW HAMBURGER
SOAKED IN LIQUID SUGAR AND DEEP FRIED IN LARD TO A 10 FOOT LONG STICK. BY THE TIME HE IS 50 FEET FROM KRISTYS FRONT
DOOR HE HEARS HER HOWLS "HUNGRY!! HUNGRY!!!" KRISY PLOWS THE FRONT DOOR OF HER HOME DOWN AND CHARGES TUFFY MUCH
LIGHTER ON HIS FEET MOUNTS THE BEHEMOTH AND DANGLES THE FRIED GOODNESS IN FRONT OF HER FACE. TUFFY THEN LEADS KRISY
TO DARK LAIR OF OPRAH
OVER AGAIN "HUUNNNGGGRRRYY! HUNGRY!!! HUNGGRRYY!!!" AND FEEDING ON THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS IN THE STREET. AT LAST
THEY ARRIVE AT THE MANSION OF VAST EVIL THE DWELLING OF THE OPRAH. SURE ENOUGH 100+ ARMED GUARDS ARE WAITING FOR TUFFY
AND THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY GRABS A FAT ROLL TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM THE WAVES OF GUN FIRE. THE SMALL SHARDS OF LEAD HAVE NO
EFFECT TO KRISTY FOR THEY ARE ABSORBED INTO HER OUTER LAYER. TUFFY LEADS TANK STRAIGHT TO THE FETUS STORAGE FREEZER IF
HE CAN CUT OFF OPRAHS FETUS SUPPLIES SHE WILL NOT DOUBT BE WEAKENED. THE BEHEMOTH MOUTH IS 8 FEET TALL AND 12 FEET WIDE
SHE USES IT LIKE A WHALE HUNTING FOR KRILL INHALING 4 TO FIVE GUARDS IN A SINGLE BREATH. BY THE TIME THEY MAKE IT TO
THE FREEZER 100+ MEN IS REDUCED TO 25 SECURITY OFFICERS RUNNING FOR THERE LIFE'S. TUFFY SEES THE HALF MAN HALF MONKEY
SHRIEKING OUT "NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE AIDS" HE REACHES INTO HIS BUCKET OF AFRICAN CHILDREN SCALPS AND STARTS HURLING THE
AIDS INFESTED SCALPS AT TUFFY AND THE BEHEMOTH. KRISTY TRYS TO INHALE THE LITTLE BASTARD BUT IT GRABS THE SCALP BUCKET
WITH ITS TAIL AND CLIMBS A NEAR BY WALL SAFELY OUT OF REACH OF THE BEHEMOTHS GRASP. MONKEY MAN IS ALL THE WAY UP THE
WALL IN A FLASH AND JUMPS ON TO THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY HAS TO DROP THE DEEP FRIED MEAT SNACK TO ARM HIMSELF. WHEN THE STICK
HITS THE GROUND KRISTY LUNGES FORWARD AND INHALES THE DEEP FRIED GOODNESS. TUFFY IS ARMED WITH BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE AND
HIS CAPS LOCK KEY "LETS DO THIS MONKEY BOY" TUFFY SPITS THE WORDS OUT LIKE VENOM.
OF FETUS FOOT AND EYE ONTO HER CHEST. "WE ALL READY HAVE 3 CAMERAS DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE KRISTY WILL END UP EATING
THE OTHERS BEFORE THIS FIGHT IS OVER, LETS GET ON THE MOVE" THE WORDS GERGGLE OUT OF HER MOUTH AS SHE CONSUMES MORE
FETUS. "AGREED LETS MOVE HE WILL BE WAITING" SATAN SAYS WITH A SHARP TONGUE. "OPRAH AIR ONE COME IN" OPRAH SAYS IN TO
A MIC ON THE CONTROL CONSOUL. "WE READ YOU GREAT ONE, WHAT IS THY BIDDING" THE VOICE COMING THRU THE MONITOR SYSTEM
SAYS. OPRAH REGURGITATES SOME CHUNKS OF FETUS SKULL AND GUTS ONTO THE CONSOL AND GRUNTS "PICK UP! NOW!!".
"YES OUR ETA IS 8 MINS" THE VOICE SAYS STERNLY.
"OMBABMA WADA WALAL DO TO TADA GOTTATATA!!!" THE MONKEY CREATURE YELLS OUT MID CHARGE. "YOUR IN AMERICA NOW YOU AFRO
SCALP EATING BASTARD WE SPEAK MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH" TUFFY BARKS BACK. 2 AIDS INFESTED SCALPS WIZZ BY TUFFY'S HEAD,
MONKEY BOY AND TUFFY'S FOOTING IS SHAKEY AT BEST AS TANK THE BEHEMOTH CONSUMES EVERY THING IN ITS PATH WHILE CHARGING
THROUGH THE MANSION. TUFFY PULLS OUT HIS TRUSTY CRACK PIPE TAKES A HUGE HIT AND HURLS IT AT MONKEY BOY. IT NAILS HIM
RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD, STUNNED MONKEY BOY TRYS TO REPOSITION HIM SELF, TO LATE TUFFY USES HIS CAP LOCK KEY LIKE A
SICKLE AND SLICES DEEP IN TO MONKEY'S AKILIES TENDON . THE CREATURES YELPS AND FALLS BACK ONTO THE BEHEMOTH TUFFY
JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM AND GORES HIS THROUT WITH THE J.D. BOTTLE TUFFY PROCEEDS TO CUT THROUGH THE SPINE WITH THE BROKEN
J.D. BOTTL UNTIL MONKEY'S HEAD IS REMOVED AND THEN AMPUTATES HIS LEFT HAND. TUFFY SEES A NEAR BY STAIR CASE AND JUMPS
ON TO IT. TANK CONTINUES ITS RAMPAGE HOWLING OUT "HUNGRY HUNGRY!!" FADING AS TUFFY ASCENDS THE STAIRS WITH THE HEAD
AND HAND TIED TO HIS J.D. HOLSTER.
"ACCESS GRANTED" A DIGITAL VOICES SAYS. THE BLAST DOOR SLIDE OPEN TUFFY CHARGES INTO THE NEXT ROOM IT IS SOME KIND OF
MAIN CONTROL ROOM FOR THE MANSION. THERE IS LITTLE PUDDLES OF HALF DIGESTED FETUS EVERY WHERE. TUFFY KNEELS DOWN AND
TOUCHES THE PUKE STILL WARM OPRAH MUST BE NEAR BY. THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER EXIT AT THE REAR OF THE ROOM IT IS AN
ELEVATOR HE HOPS ON AND HEADS TO THE ROOF. EXITING THE ELEVATOR HE SEES OPRAH AND TO HIS SURPRISE SATAN STANDING
TOGETHER WAITING FOR THE CHOPPER THAT HOVERING IN FOR A SET DOWN. TUFFY PULLS THE MONKEY HEAD FREE AND HURLS IT AT OPRAH
SHE TURNS OPENS HER MOUTH AND CONSUMES THE HEAD IN ONE BIT. SATAN LOOKS AT TUFFY TURNS RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE ROOF OF
THE MANSION. OPRAH'S MINIONS BEGIN THE LOADING PROCESS OF GETTING OPRAH ONTO THE CHOPPER. 2 GUARDS OPEN FIRE ON TUFFY
HE DIVES FOR COVER AND PULLS HIS WEAPONS OUT. TUFFY CHARGES THE CHOPPER LUNGES ONTO OPRAH VICIOUSLY HACKING INTO OPRAHS
FATTY LAYERS. OPRAH HOWLS AND SWINGS ITS ARMS WILDLY TUFFY DRIVES HIS J.D. INTO THE BASE OF OPRAHS NECK AND STARTS
POUNDING ON IT WITH THE CAPS KEY. IT KEEPS SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER THROUGH MANY LAYERS OF FAT AND FLESH. AT THIS
POINT TUFFY AS TAKEN MANY GUN SHOT WOUNDS HE FEELS NOTHING FOR THE ANGEL DUST IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM. FINALLY HE HITS
SPINE HE DRIVES THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO THE HOLE HOOKS IT AROUND THE SPINE TWIST AND PULLS OPRAH HEAD FALLS LIMP.
TUFFY JUMPS OFF OPRAH AND SLAUGHTERS THE THREE GUARDS AND THE CHOPPER PILOT. STANDING THERE BLEEDING OUT AND UNSURE
OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
STANDING ON THAT ROOF TOP BLEEDING OUT AND NOT CARING ANY MORE THE DECEIVER FINALLY EXTINGUISHED. TUFFY LAYS ON HIS
BACK AND STARES AT THE SKY SLOWLY FADING FROM THIS WORLD. JUST BEFORE HIS EYES CLOSE THERE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT FROM
ABOVE DESCENDING ONTO HIM AND A VOICE "MY CHILD YOU HAVE DONE WELL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THIS PLANE".
ALL OF A SUDDEN TUFFYS HEART SPEEDS UP TO A NORMAL PACE HIS LUNGS DRAIN OF BLOOD THE STRENGTH RETURNS TO HIS ARMS
AND LEGS HE STANDS. THERE IS A MUSCULAR GREY HAIR AND GREY BEADED SHIRTLESS MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM. "GOD!" TUFFY
SAYS IN A SURPRISED VOICE. "YES" THE SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. "BUT YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE BEEN
LOOKING FOR, YOU NEED TO ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN" TUFFY PROCLAIMS IN AN ANGRY
VOICE. "MY WILL IS GREATER THEN YOU CAN EVER KNOW TRUST MY CHILD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED, NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE" GOD
VOICE POUNDING INTO TUFFYS HEAD SO HE TURNS AND WALKS TOWARD THE ELEVATOR. ONCE IN THE ELEVATOR TUFFYS SENSES RETURN
AND HE HEADS BACK TO THE ROOF. AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN THERE IS SATAN ASS FUCKING GOD WHILE HE IS FEASTING ON
OPRAHS REMAINS. TUFFY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND RAISES A PALM TO HIS FACE "NOT AGAIN" TUFFYS SAYS IS A SHAKY VOICE
THAT IS TUFFY'S LEGEND
STAY TUNED FOR THE CHRONICLE'S OF TUFFY
Dude you need to send that story in to like a comic company or something, that would make a hell of a series.
JUST NEED TO FIND A GOOD ARTIEST TO WORK WITH ME
IT COULD BE THE MOST BRUTAL COMIC EVER
This is the kind of material they put out.
BUT I THINK I WOULD NEED TO COPY WRITE MY WORK FIRST
I WILL LOOK IN TO THIS
YOU EVER READ "PREACHER"?
What's it about? (I haven't gotten the chance to read much underground stuff)
YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST READ PREACHER