this one's tricky. you gotta be in stealth mode. if she does catch say something like "your ass is way better then hers." its a known fact that women like to go to the bathroom and freshin' up so take advantage of this situation. if you're at a pub and theres a hot bar tender working offer to get a drink for you and your wife and you can look at whatever you want cause your wife can't see what you're looking at if all she can see is the back of you.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
HAIL FELLOW METALHEADS!!!..my name is shane..i am a pothead i love guns and camping i love most all metal but black metal and death metal are what i listen to most...i have extremely anti-religious views
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HAIL FELLOW METALHEADS!!!..my name is shane..i am a pothead i love guns and camping i love most all metal but black metal and death metal are what i listen to most...i have extremely anti-religious views
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And I have so much to learn
Can I look at another chicks ass if my wife is with me?
its a known fact that women like to go to the bathroom and freshin' up so take advantage of this situation. if you're at a pub and theres a hot bar tender working offer to get a drink for you and your wife and you can look at whatever you want cause your wife can't see what you're looking at if all she can see is the back of you.
its not stalking if you get wherever she's going before her. for example, you can't possibly be following her if she's behind you.
glad to see someone appreciates my geniusness (did i make that word up? lol)