The Five Word Story Game

Mike

so they woke me up

Santana

And chomped on my dick

Mike

and I was like ZOMG

Santana

So I came on their

Mike

tiny hispanic mosquito bite titties

Santana

Then they ran away, so

Mike

I chased their whore asses

Santana

And shot them just like

Mike

I did with my cock

Moussa316

back in the vietnam war

sbs_will

but they pulled out a

Santana

50 caliber desert eagle so

Mike

I ran away really fast

Moussa316

screaming "get to the choppa!!"

Mike

then Sgt. Foley screamed "RAMIREZ"

sbs_will

I jumped for the chopper

sbs_will

but I missed the rope

sbs_will

as the chopper took off

Moussa316

and i fell into a pile

ComptonAssBerto

of fucking stank-ass elephant shit