The Five Word Story Game

Mike

Just like the other thread on the old forum..I'll start.

So one day I was

OPP

fucking some hot chick and

Mike

she farted so damn loud

ComptonAssBerto

then i realized she shat

Mike

all over the sheets and

Shane

i got a cup for

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one other girl to join

Shane

the two girls proceeded to

Mike

puke all over the place

OPP

which strangely turned me on

Mike

so I started doing it

Brian

with a polar bear snuggie

Mike

and the girls freaked out

Brian

because they had matching snuggies

Mike

so they decided against sex

Brian

and talked about their feelings

Mike

they started telling me about

Brian

their cats the named after

ComptonAssBerto

this awesome guy named berto

Brian

who's real name is Bo'Qui'Qui'

Mike

and I started falling asleep