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I somehow missed a number on my direct deposit form when I changed my account last week, and now I'm missing a check that was sent to the abyss. 

You’re literally the one who asked what my opinion was gonna be you dumb cunt. 

Saw this shirt yesterday lol

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So clearly, you yourself must be rocking some of the world’s most flawlessly perfect tattoos, completely immaculate and would make any artist both aspiring and established cry tears of joy at the pure beauty of them, correct?

Lmao yup. Can’t wait to hear what the flaw on this one is from the world’s hardest tattoo artist.

We had a birthday party for my daughter today and she invited all the girls from our class. 

Which our entire school system is 1 big school. Elementary, Jr high, high school. 1 building divided into three parts. 

So it was a neighborhood of parents that could all walk here with her kids basically lol. 

The one single parent that walks in with her kid and says " I'm the single divorced mom in distress obviously"

It was like she declared war with every other mom in the house. Just about all of them talked shit about her throughout the day lmao. 

It was hilarious. My gf came up to me and was like " she's the one I don't like at all and she stayed the longest" ))))))))))))))))