SkullAndCrossbones destroyer of motherfuckers

i think george and erik secretly have a crush on bianca. you guys gonna start pullin' her pig tails now? LOL. but its cool though cause i have a crush on her too :)) love ya Lady B :x :D >:D< :… (View Post)

sometimes i deliberately set myself up for jokes by saying something stupid or asking a stupid question. but i make it seem legit by wording it in a way that's believable so i can hear the best possi… (View Post)

i'd only snitch for murder and rape. i'm cool with bestiality, eating fetus, stalking (they aint hurting anyone [-( ), and kidnapping (you're getting food, water, and a place to stay for free, gtfo i… (View Post)

tell him to pick you up at 11 so you can miss Baroness too (View Post)

all machine made cigars taste like shit. if you really wanna try a good cigar some time, go to a cigar/tabacco shop and get a San Lotano with a Connecticut wrapper (View Post)