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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,872 spicy boy
    edited July 2013
    That has nothing to do with iowa fucking mexicant. Maybe i said it becauae i smoke. Suck my cock.
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,872 spicy boy
    They included it because you have to be high to enjoy the shit music
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    slayer > mastodon

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    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Best joke I've heard all year.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    RAZOR said:

    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    jag said:

    Lets not make this awkward courtney, swing back up to chicago

    I will be right there. :>
    mrAPE said:

    That sucks ma'am. Are you still going to maiden?

    As far as I know yeah, we are. It's gonna be weird haha.
    Is this new tail An old friend of both of you
    :)) he is an acquaintance of both of us. Brendan and I went to a friends cook out for the past three years and I met my "new tail" there.
    How does the old tail feel about this? In all honesty I think you need to move to chicago... go get ya some jag
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    jag said:

    Lets not make this awkward courtney, swing back up to chicago

    I will be right there. :>
    mrAPE said:

    That sucks ma'am. Are you still going to maiden?

    As far as I know yeah, we are. It's gonna be weird haha.
    Is this new tail An old friend of both of you
    :)) he is an acquaintance of both of us. Brendan and I went to a friends cook out for the past three years and I met my "new tail" there.
    How does the old tail feel about this? In all honesty I think you need to move to chicago... go get ya some jag
    Old tail doesn't know I don't think. And I'd be fine with gettin' some Jag. :bz
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Old tail the jealous type?
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    mrAPE said:

    Old tail the jealous type?

    Yeah he is. :-<
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Be prepared for fall out ma'am
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Kick him in the crotch and run.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,079 spicy boy
    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    jag said:

    Lets not make this awkward courtney, swing back up to chicago

    I will be right there. :>
    mrAPE said:

    That sucks ma'am. Are you still going to maiden?

    As far as I know yeah, we are. It's gonna be weird haha.
    Is this new tail An old friend of both of you
    :)) he is an acquaintance of both of us. Brendan and I went to a friends cook out for the past three years and I met my "new tail" there.
    How does the old tail feel about this? In all honesty I think you need to move to chicago... go get ya some jag
    Then we could hang out more \m/
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    MetalCrusades said:

    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    mrAPE said:

    RAZOR said:

    jag said:

    Lets not make this awkward courtney, swing back up to chicago

    I will be right there. :>
    mrAPE said:

    That sucks ma'am. Are you still going to maiden?

    As far as I know yeah, we are. It's gonna be weird haha.
    Is this new tail An old friend of both of you
    :)) he is an acquaintance of both of us. Brendan and I went to a friends cook out for the past three years and I met my "new tail" there.
    How does the old tail feel about this? In all honesty I think you need to move to chicago... go get ya some jag
    Then we could hang out more \m/
    :-?
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Courtney could do one of those dating reality tv shows, metal edition \m/
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    :o3
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Enjoy being single for a while and let that free flag fly :)>-
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Brian be riding that D.
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