Lol Microsoft keeps going more and more full retard.
So say I have a friend across the street, and I wanna give him a game, I have to add him on Xbox Live, wait 'til he's friends wit me on there for 30 days, THEN I can walk across the street and give him the game to play.
I've officially found the hardest game of all time. You wanna bring yourself to the brink of suicide, download the Dunwall City Trials DLC for Dishonored, and try to get all 10 trophies/achievements for it. One of the trophies/achievements is called Void Star, and you have to get 3 stars on all 16 challenges. There's 10 challenges total, and the extra 6 are 6 of those 10, but on Expert, as compared to Normal. I JUST finished getting 3 stars on the 10 Normal ones, and most of it was smooth sailing, a lot of replaying, but nothing too bad. Then I got to Oil Drop, Kill Cascade, and the one that the developers should be assassinated for for ever creating it, Bonfires. The first 2 mentioned were fucking infuriating, but nothing more than a lot of screaming and punching the couch. Bonfires, on the other hand... I ain't broken a controller since I was like 9 or 10, and I was on the fucking brink of just going Rocky on that motherfucker tonight. It took me a total of 4 hours of replaying the exact same thing to finally get 3 stars. What an absolute fucking disgrace. There's shit that's hard because it makes you think a lot, there's shit that's hard because it involves a difficult strategy against a boss or whatever, and then there's shit that's hard for no fucking reason and because of faulty game mechanics, because the developers decided to say "Ay, let's smoke methamphetamine and make this shit as hard as inhumanly possible just because lolol.".
Dawg when I finally beat that shit, I was so turnt up I had to take my shirt off, throw it against the wall, scream like a primate, and pound my chest like I just won the fucking Super Bowl and got my dick sucked by Melanie Iglesias while wearing my championship ring. Beating any part of a game should never be that much of a struggle and achievement. Fucking asinine. Dishonored is a fitting title. That shit is a dishonor to everything that ever happened to video games. That shit made me so fucking furious. I don't think I ever been that mad at a fucking game.
The maddest I've ever gotten playing a game was prolly when i was like 12 and my bro and i were playing nascar. You could set the amount of laps to a crazy amount, so we set it to the maximum. Race took like 8 hours to complete. So we sat there and played, doing the pit stops and everything for 8 fucking hours. I was in 1st for 90% of the race. Final stretch of the last lap, my bro sideswipes me and takes first while i spin out and total my car. I was livid lol
The maddest I've ever gotten playing a game was prolly when i was like 12 and my bro and i were playing nascar. You could set the amount of laps to a crazy amount, so we set it to the maximum. Race took like 8 hours to complete. So we sat there and played, doing the pit stops and everything for 8 fucking hours. I was in 1st for 90% of the race. Final stretch of the last lap, my bro sideswipes me and takes first while i spin out and total my car. I was livid lol
The maddest I got actually occured twice. First time was when I bought call of duty modern warfare. Put it in. Rrod. Right close to holidays so it took 6 weeks to get the system back. Second was when I had bought guitar hero world tour and was playing it with friends and the xbox ate the game. On release night two hours after I got it.
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
You heard of Outlast? Just saw it last night, it's coming out. It's survival horror, and it's being compared to Amnesia 'cause you can't fight the enemies/monsters, you have to hide and escape. Another thing is you're like a journalist, so you have a camcorder, and some rooms are so pitch black that you can only see using the night vision on the camcorder. Personally, I'm not interested 'cause A: It's only on PC, and B: I'm generally not interested in horror unless it's horror shooter or horror action like Resident Evil and Dead Space. I figured you might be interested doe. Graphics look fucking gorgeous, and it looks scary as fuck. Look up Outlast IGN on YouTube, and there should be a 5 minute video called "Is Outlast actually scary?" Or something, and it has multiple IGN writers playing the game alone in a dark room and screaming like babies lol, shows a bunch of gameplay too.
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Pry gonna cop this. Haven't had an NBA game in a while
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/06/06/microsoft-details-xbox-one-used-games-always-online
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So say I have a friend across the street, and I wanna give him a game, I have to add him on Xbox Live, wait 'til he's friends wit me on there for 30 days, THEN I can walk across the street and give him the game to play.
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Dawg when I finally beat that shit, I was so turnt up I had to take my shirt off, throw it against the wall, scream like a primate, and pound my chest like I just won the fucking Super Bowl and got my dick sucked by Melanie Iglesias while wearing my championship ring. Beating any part of a game should never be that much of a struggle and achievement. Fucking asinine. Dishonored is a fitting title. That shit is a dishonor to everything that ever happened to video games. That shit made me so fucking furious. I don't think I ever been that mad at a fucking game.
You heard of Outlast? Just saw it last night, it's coming out. It's survival horror, and it's being compared to Amnesia 'cause you can't fight the enemies/monsters, you have to hide and escape. Another thing is you're like a journalist, so you have a camcorder, and some rooms are so pitch black that you can only see using the night vision on the camcorder. Personally, I'm not interested 'cause A: It's only on PC, and B: I'm generally not interested in horror unless it's horror shooter or horror action like Resident Evil and Dead Space. I figured you might be interested doe. Graphics look fucking gorgeous, and it looks scary as fuck. Look up Outlast IGN on YouTube, and there should be a 5 minute video called "Is Outlast actually scary?" Or something, and it has multiple IGN writers playing the game alone in a dark room and screaming like babies lol, shows a bunch of gameplay too.