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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,967 spicy boy
    TheNobleFaceHumper said:

    Might be interviewing Halestorm and Stone Sour :D:D

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    jesus, what a shitty bill
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,031 spicy boy
    SATAN said:

    TheNobleFaceHumper said:

    Might be interviewing Halestorm and Stone Sour :D:D

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    jesus, what a shitty bill
    Everyone of these bands has been toddz band wagon band of the week

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    Not even one of them. Good try though faggot.
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,031 spicy boy
    BFMV is on there retard
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    I listened to like 5 songs in a row once when I was drunk. Find a new obsession.
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  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers
    =))
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    Come over let's get drunk.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,378 mod
    I'm somewhere in that madness.
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    No1curr
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    8-|
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  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Borgore - Gloryhole lyrics

    Glory hole [?x]

    Yo I'll take her to the glory hole, glory, glory hole [?x] Lick it, kiss it, love it, don’t spit it [?x]

    Oh my god its a whale, wait that’s your sister Just take her to the glory hole you wouldn’t have to kiss her Nah sea mammals are not on my fuck list Man, it’s a glory hole, fuck if she’s obese See I’m not sure about that (hole in the wall) I’ve seen her on Ripliey’s (hole in the wall) I’ve seen her getting D.P’s (hole in the wall) D.P’s from hippies (hole in the wall) Right, I’m horny, end of story I’ll put this bitch to shame before ill let her taste my glory

    Glory hole [?x]

    Lick it, kiss it, love it, don’t spit it [?x] You know you love the glory girl [2x]

    God was on a break (hole in the wall) Facial hair (hole in the wall) Barney is a (hole in the wall) Has no tits (wall with a hole) Declined on your Facebook (hole in the wall) Still using MySpace (hole in the wall) Siamese twins (two holes in the wall) No its just two heads (oh, hole in the wall) Big pussy lips (hole in the wall) Needs two seats (hole in the wall) Luke I am your (father) If you wanna fuck your best friend’s mother (Hey what you’re doing) wrong hole in the wall Where are you darling (no, come back) Brittany tryna find her glory days by looking through my…

    Lick it, kiss it, love it, don’t spit it [?x] You know you love the glory girl [2x]



    I'll take her to the glory hole, glory, glory hole x2

    :|
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,378 mod
    Ooft! It's the handsome. Yeee.

    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Never at the gym everyday I'm having sex
    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Bitches fall in love bitches love the rough sex
    Slap her face fuck her in the butt
    Bitches like to know their place and how they need to act
    Hands around their neck grab her by the hair
    Girls with daddy issues just like when you don't care

    Everyday I'm having sex never fucking hustling
    Never need to work bitches pay me to bust one in
    When I'm done with dinner, I never see the bill
    When I'm done with bitches they start seeing Dr. Phil
    When it's cold outside I wear bitches as my coat
    I don't need no swimsuit I got bitches on my boat
    Skinny fit tees skinny fit jeans
    Skinny fit bitches on my fingers; got rings
    I pump up my girls I give them slaps I give them pinches
    I don't need no fuel I go Flintstones on my bitches
    I don't need no driver's license they can drive my car
    Bitches don't know how to drive so I won't get too far
    Never using condoms I fuck bitches wearing bitches!
    Now I'm getting paid the odds I need some stitches
    My bitches they train so bitches ain't bitches
    Cuz when I take a nap someone need to work the kitchen

    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Never at the gym everyday I'm having sex
    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Bitches fall in love bitches love the rough sex

    Slap her face fuck her in the butt
    Bitches like to know their place and how they need to act
    Hands around their neck grab her by the hair
    Girls will daddy issues just like when you don't care

    I got bitches who want my beach when my bitches on vacation
    No GPS bitches know what's my location
    Not using phone I'm on a headless flex
    Bitches wear my tees I send them as my text
    I don't need no pool I'm making bitches wet
    I got so much pussy I use bitches as my pet
    I'm so lazy I'm so lazy
    But if you had my life you wouldn't fucking blame me!

    This life is weird
    Not sure how to say it
    I'm just claiming random shit and these bitches obey it
    Got a bitch fan be tweetin' and one fan be need
    I got fireman bitches, science bitches all getting my weed
    Buy a case they can't supply with haze, kush and cheese
    Only here the finest bushes bitches wanna please
    Didn't say a thing and they already on their knees
    All these anorexic bitches are surviving on my jizz

    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Never at the gym everyday I'm having sex
    I'm on a lazy flex, I'm on a lady flex
    Bitches fall in love bitches love the rough sex
    Slap her face fuck her in the butt
    Bitches like to know their place and how they need to act
    Hands around their neck grab her by the hair
    Girls will daddy issues just like when you don't care



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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,871 spicy boy
    Now I can see the whaaaaaales! \m/
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    So, DTP's "Grace" live...damn!
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Had my daughters 4th birthday yesterday. Spent the afternoon drinking and socialising while the kids played.
    Spent today tidying up.
    Went for a swim in the surf.
    About to have chicken tikka masala for dinner with beer and put my feet up
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    LSD and the Search For God were awesome! Them pedal boards were ridiculous too.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,077 spicy boy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA

    awesome
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,077 spicy boy
    THAT WHOLE PLAYLIST IS AWESOME! ITS LIKE ULTIMATE WARRIOR FOR NERDS

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PLB833073B659FD65A
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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