So I really hate math since it's giving me more homework that I'd have to have during my final semester of college, but on the other hand it allows you to work ahead as far as you want and gives you up to 5 attempts on any question. Could be worse I suppose.
This happened in my town last night. But the town Gaylord is a couple hours drive at least....I heard about the kidnapping but I didn't know about all this other shit
rusty fish hook while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
In the words of Jag, "my foot's finally in the door" wit that female that works at the counter at the gym. Had to walk to the gym today, and it's over a mile long walk in below freezing weather, so I get in the gym fucking shivering and shit, and she checks me in, and she's like "Damn, is it that cold out?", and I was like "Yea, but I also had to walk here, and it's over a mile.", she's like "Aww I feel so bad for you, you're shivering! How come you're only wearing a hoodie and not a winter jacket?", and I said "'Cause I'm a dumbass and just threw it on and ran out the house to get over here." And she ended it wit "Your nose is all red too, ha, cute. Well, that's some dedication, better make your workout worth it.", that followed wit some brief chit chat, and I asked her name, said I'm always in there and only know one of the employees' names, she told me, and I was like "It'd be pointless for me to do the same, since you see my name on the screen every time you check me in, unfair advantage." She laughed a lil bit, and was smiling at me as I walked to the locker room. LEHGO.
she felt sorry fer y00z and lowed her standerds for you and your giant forehead....
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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rusty fish hook
while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
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blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)