Went HAM at the library today. I was like, looking around at all these meathead guys and was thinking, "lol, do you even study?" Stupid ass motherfuckers make my ego go wild every time I step into the stacks. But anyway, I totally maxed out on Hemingway today, and I made it through 200 pages in 15 minutes, a new max for me on the American Fiction. Afterward I went over to the Finance section and there was this one guy who was like..."deriv...deriv..." and I just shout in his face in the quiet section "DERIVATIVES, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS" and bust up laughing. His bitch looked a little angry and called me a dick, but I saw her looking at my Q world pricing equations when he wasn't looking. Yeah, bitch wants my 12% annual rate of return.
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The day after I left...
POTY nominee
The theater was awesome too. Really fancy, people brought you dinner and stuff.
My mom told me it would be a good place to bring a girl on a date to, to which I replied