YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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• MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

  October 2012

  

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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2012

  But sumarian had a stage at mayhem and mayhem is the metals so clearly it is the most metal

  You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!

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• OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

  October 2012

  So the way I found out about the progress just now was through Sumerian providing a link to the poll telling people to vote for them. I'm no longer allowed to comment/like anything of theirs, but I was just looking through the 20 or so comments people made, and the vast majority of them were demeaning towards Sumerian, so they deleted the whole post
  
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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2012

  Nice!

  You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!

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• OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

  October 2012

  statutory_ape said:

  But sumarian had a stage at mayhem and mayhem is the metals so clearly it is the most metal

  It's just a hysterical shame.
  
  Sumerian has more of a lead than the percentage votes of Relapse, Southern Lord, Metal Blade, Prosthetic, and Century combined.

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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2012

  I personally enjoy metal blade the most but relapse is what I think fits this question best

  You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!

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• sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

  October 2012 edited October 2012

  statutory_ape said:

  I personally enjoy metal blade the most but relapse is what I think fits this question best

  I agree, that's who I voted for. But seriously, fuck this contest, and fuck Sumerian records.
  
  

  statutory_ape said:

  But sumarian had a stage at mayhem and mayhem is the metals so clearly it is the most metal

  Dude, you call that a stage? That was NOT a stage. That was a fucking tent with speakers in it.
  
  I took this picture at Mayhem
  
  

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• Lea Posts: 1,549 balls deep

  October 2012

  I can never open Aquafina waters...ever...so here I sit by myself at the library really wishing I could drink my water, but literally cannot get the lid off. :-<

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• Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

  October 2012

  :-??

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• Lea Posts: 1,549 balls deep

  October 2012

  I've tried that! I've tried everything I can think of! lol.

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• Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

  October 2012

  Does it have a seal you can't break?
  Try whacking the lid against a table edge

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• mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

  October 2012

  Stroke it gently. Then pick up the pace. Continue picking up the pace until your arm feels like rubber. Wait for the lid to explode off. Profit

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• Lea Posts: 1,549 balls deep

  October 2012

  Gnomez said:

  Does it have a seal you can't break?
  Try whacking the lid against a table edge

  tried it. =/ lol.
  

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy

  October 2012

  you try using your shirt for grip and unscrewing it?

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• Lea Posts: 1,549 balls deep

  October 2012

  yup. lol. My hand is all red and scratched from trying to open the damn thing.

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• Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

  October 2012

  Wait for a cute dude to come along
  Bat your eyelashes
  Pout
  Push your boobs together
  Ask him if the kind man can open your bottle of water
  Dont tell Jakey

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy

  October 2012

  ask someone to open it for you?

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• Lea Posts: 1,549 balls deep

  October 2012

  I guess I could do that, but it's kind of embarrassing that I can't even open my own bottle of water. lol

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• Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

  October 2012

  Were you going with my option or Rex's... :-?

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• Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy

  October 2012

  use y00z sphinktorz

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